Canadian government is 'muzzling its scientists'

lol I suppose.

Figures a Ivory tower Bull $hitter wouldn't be able to figure out I was referring to him

Speaking of excreta, I finished a study today on horizontal transmission of a gene for antibacteria resistance. Needed to literally squeeze the $hit out of fish for bacteriology, as well as take some organ samples for PCR. Euthanized first of course.

Scientific slams, are so si fi cool.