Mountain Dew Turns Mice Into Jelly


Spade
#1
Mountain Dew turns mice 'jelly-like,' Pepsi claims - Your Community

Wow, that would really hit the spot.
 
petros
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#2
Willy the Hillbilly says Moutain Dew will "tickle yer innerds". Tickle must have been a typo for pickle.
 
lone wolf
#3
Stomach acid dissolved the enamel off my teeth. Imagine what it does to a stomach....
 
spaminator
#4
mike myers:

Quote:


Once I drank someone else's pee, they told me it was lemonade "Mountain Dew".
Since that day, I can not drink the "Dew" and if I pass the machine with the
lemonade, I sweat. This I got from this shock.

 
SLM
#5
I don't think I've ever had a Mountain Dew before.

Definitely won't be having one now.
 
lone wolf
#6
You ought to see what Coke will do to a steak....
 
SLM
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#7
Quote: Originally Posted by lone wolfView Post

You ought to see what Coke will do to a steak....

I don't want to know. I need something to mix with my rum.
 
Goober
#8
Quote: Originally Posted by SLMView Post

I don't think I've ever had a Mountain Dew before.



Definitely won't be having one now.

A number of soft drinks have bad effects - My rule of thumb is simple. Taste chunks, puke on the spot.
 
lone wolf
#9
Quote: Originally Posted by SLMView Post

I don't want to know. I need something to mix with my rum.

Egg Nogg?
 
SLM
#10
Quote: Originally Posted by lone wolfView Post

Egg Nogg?

1. Seasonal.
2. Ewww, egg nog. (Not a fan)

 
petros
#11
Maple whiskey and root beer is damn tasty.
 
Spade
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#12
Remember Fanta. Is pop with mice Hanta?
 
Cliffy
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Quote: Originally Posted by SpadeView Post

Remember Fanta. Is pop with mice Hanta?

That would make pop with reindeer Santa.
 
taxslave
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#14
Something to remember should I ever want to serve jelloed mouse.
 
Cliffy
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Quote: Originally Posted by taxslaveView Post

Something to remember should I ever want to serve jelloed mouse.

Are you in the habit of inviting hillbillies over for dinner?
 
shadowshiv
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Quote: Originally Posted by SLMView Post

I don't want to know. I need something to mix with my rum.

Where's Bear and his sexual innuendos?

I guess I'll have to dew.
 
Cliffy
#17
Quote: Originally Posted by shadowshivView Post

Where's Bear and his sexual innuendos?

I guess I'll have to dew.

You are a sexual innuendo?

Last I heard from bear he was off to kill something. He's probably fishing.
 
shadowshiv
#18
Quote: Originally Posted by CliffyView Post

You are a sexual innuendo?

Last I heard from bear he was off to kill something. He's probably fishing.

Fishing for what?
 
Cliffy
#19
Quote: Originally Posted by shadowshivView Post

Fishing for what?

Ice.
 
SLM
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Quote: Originally Posted by shadowshivView Post

Where's Bear and his sexual innuendos?

Don't know.

Quote:

I guess I'll have to dew.

Do the Dew.
 
Highball
#21
I use regular Coke to clean certain auto parts from the engine internals. Soak the item over night and then rinses it in luke warm water and use a mild soap to clean the gunk off. It has worked for the past 40 years.
 
Retired_Can_Soldier
#22
Wow! Really makes me want to do the Dew.
 
Spade
#23
Update from the Bible - Dew.teronomy I believe.
http://www.cbc.ca/news/offbeat/story/2012/01/03/f-mountain-dew-mouse-food-experts.html
 
petros
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Spade
#25
And may Gawd have mercy on his soul.
 
L Gilbert
#26
We drink pop occasionally, Dew included. Maybe a dozen pop a year between the two of us.
 
Spade
#27
If Dew exterminates mice, I\ll buy a flat of 48!
 
shadowshiv
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Quote: Originally Posted by SLMView Post




Do the Dew.




Okay.
 
damngrumpy
#29
Wow I just finished a pop, and I am left to wonder how many mice fall into the pop
vats that never make it into cans or bottles? I won't be doing the pop thing for a
while, till i can get past the images.
 
SLM
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#30
Quote: Originally Posted by shadowshivView Post

She looks so lonely, lol.


Quote:

Okay.

It's a date. Sans the jellied mice please, I'm not that kinky.
 
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