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Locutus
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Mugger picks wrong victim: MMA fighter






A would-be mugger on Chicago’s Southwest Side picked on the wrong person — a mixed-martial artist — and ended up with two black eyes and a gunshot wound to the ankle, the police say.
Police say 24-year-old Anthony Miranda walked up to a parked car near 55th and Kenneth around 11:30 p.m. Friday and asked the driver — whose identity was not released by police — for a lighter.

When the driver said he didn’t have one, the police say Miranda pulled a handgun on the driver and demanded money. After getting some, he ordered the driver out of the car, Officer John Mirabelli said.
The mugging victim was able to get control of the gun, and the two wrestled, with Miranda accidentally firing his gun and shooting himself in the ankle during the fight, Mirabelli said.

The victim, who told police he’s a mixed-martial artist, held Miranda down until the police and found Miranda with a face full of cuts and two black eyes. He was taken to Holy Cross Hospital for treatment.

Miranda, a convicted felon, was charged with armed robbery and aggravated discharge of a firearm and rdered held on $350,000 bail. Records show he has several convictions, including one for a residential burglary.



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SLM
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That's too funny, lol. I love it.

My son has been very involved in martial arts since he was 11 year old. He's been an instructor for several years.

These are definitely guys you don't want to trifle with.
 
Cliffy
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Quote: Originally Posted by SLMView Post

That's too funny, lol. I love it.

My son has been very involved in martial arts since he was 11 year old. He's been an instructor for several years.

These are definitely guys you don't want to trifle with.

I love trifle!

Oh wait. That's truffle.
 
SLM
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I love trifle!

Oh wait. That's truffle.

Trifle is awesome.

The dessert I mean, not the verb.
 
Cliffy
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Trifle is awesome.

The dessert I mean, not the verb.

That's right! Then i love trifle and truffle.

It's a good day when you learn something new. I knew what trifle was, I just forgot. Damn halfhiemers, anyway! Upside is I get to learn new stuff every day, even if I knew what it was yesterday.




What were we talking about?
 
SLM
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Quote: Originally Posted by CliffyView Post

That's right! Then i love trifle and truffle.

It's a good day when you learn something new. I knew what trifle was, I just forgot. Damn halfhiemers, anyway! Upside is I get to learn new stuff every day, even if I knew what it was yesterday.

The important thing you're always learning.

Then forgetting. But that's okay.

Because you're always learning.




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What were we talking about?

Either dessert or kung fu.

Possibly with custard, but I don't remember which one.
 
Taxx
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Just goes to show that you gotta be careful who you try and rob.
 
shadowshiv
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Quote: Originally Posted by LocutusView Post

Mugger picks wrong victim: MMA fighter






A would-be mugger on Chicago’s Southwest Side picked on the wrong person — a mixed-martial artist — and ended up with two black eyes and a gunshot wound to the ankle, the police say.
Police say 24-year-old Anthony Miranda walked up to a parked car near 55th and Kenneth around 11:30 p.m. Friday and asked the driver — whose identity was not released by police — for a lighter.

When the driver said he didn’t have one, the police say Miranda pulled a handgun on the driver and demanded money. After getting some, he ordered the driver out of the car, Officer John Mirabelli said.
The mugging victim was able to get control of the gun, and the two wrestled, with Miranda accidentally firing his gun and shooting himself in the ankle during the fight, Mirabelli said.

The victim, who told police he’s a mixed-martial artist, held Miranda down until the police and found Miranda with a face full of cuts and two black eyes. He was taken to Holy Cross Hospital for treatment.

Miranda, a convicted felon, was charged with armed robbery and aggravated discharge of a firearm and rdered held on $350,000 bail. Records show he has several convictions, including one for a residential burglary.



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Looks like the mugger was given his Miranda rights (and lefts) in the most literal sense of the word. Looks good on him. Hopefully this was strike three and he'll be gone for good.
 
spaminator
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Quote: Originally Posted by CliffyView Post

That's right! Then i love trifle and truffle.

It's a good day when you learn something new. I knew what trifle was, I just forgot. Damn halfhiemers, anyway! Upside is I get to learn new stuff every day, even if I knew what it was yesterday.




What were we talking about?

now you've made me hungry.

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