Book: Eat what you want and Die like a Man!

thomaska

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http://www.hogonice.com/2008/06/eat_what_you_want_and_die_like_1.html

Chapter 1 – Ribs
Chapter 2 – How to Smoke Your [Boston] Butt
Chapter 3 – BBQ Beans, Texas Toast, & the Inevitable Blazing Saddles Reference
Chapter 4 – Breakfast as a Mind-Altering Drug
Chapter 5 – Chicken-Fried Rib Eye on a Huge Biscuit
Chapter 6 – Grease Burgers
Chapter 7 – Cornbread and Navy Beans
Chapter 8 – Turducken: Flight of the Hindenbird
Chapter 9 – Aged Prime Steak Cooked on a Propane Griddle
Chapter 10 – Champagne Chicken With Fettuccine in Cream Sauce
Chapter 11 – Smoked Pork and Andouille Jambalaya
Chapter 12 – Pizzeria-Style Baked Ziti With Sausage
Chapter 13 – Stuffed Hog With Apricot Glaze
Chapter 14 – Unauthentic White Anglo-Saxon Protestant Chili
Chapter 15 – Super-Giant Fried Patacon Tacos
Chapter 16 – Deep-Fried Chinese-Style Honey-Garlic Chicken
Chapter 17 – Rotis and Jamaican-Style Goat Curry
Chapter 18 – Doro Wat - Ethiopian Chicken Stew
Chapter 19 – Hash Brown Casserole with Cheddar and Sour Cream
Chapter 20 – Dreadfully Fattening Macaroni and Cheese
Chapter 21 – Twice-Fried Fries Cooked in Beef Fat
Chapter 22 – Perfect 10-Minute Street Pizza
Chapter 23 – Peach Cobbler
Chapter 24 – Yeast-Raised Fried Doughnuts With Coconut/Banana Sauce
Chapter 25 – Coconut Flan
Chapter 26 – 540-Calorie Brownies
Chapter 27 – Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough Hot Fudge Dessert/PMS Remedy
Chapter 28 – Blueberry Butter Cheesecake
Chapter 29 – Baklava With Cheesecake Filling
Chapter 30 – Red Lager and Room-Temperature Brewed Ale
Chapter 31 – Five Greasy Pieces: Quick Recipes for the Hopeless
 

Colpy

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Ahhhh.....

The joys of thick, 16 oz rare steak.........

Butter, REAL butter, 1/4 inch on homemade bread, dipped in REAL maple syrup.......

Bacon and eggs.....

Butter, damn I love butter.......

Bacon double cheeseburgers.......each bite enhanced with a dab of butter.......burger in one hand, butter knife in the other. I kid you not.

Ice cream for dessert, followed by two cigarettes....

AHHHH the memories.

Unfortunately, quadruple bypass surgery is NOT fun.
 

thomaska

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Ahhhh.....

The joys of thick, 16 oz rare steak.........

Butter, REAL butter, 1/4 inch on homemade bread, dipped in REAL maple syrup.......

Bacon and eggs.....

Butter, damn I love butter.......

Bacon double cheeseburgers.......each bite enhanced with a dab of butter.......burger in one hand, butter knife in the other. I kid you not.

Ice cream for dessert, followed by two cigarettes....

AHHHH the memories.

Unfortunately, quadruple bypass surgery is NOT fun.

Chicken (or country, depending on where you're from) fried bacon.

Thats right, batter up some thick sliced bacon, and fry the whole damn thing.
 

thomaska

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"Death by fork" funny site Thomaska. I'v got six pigs and forty chickens and five hundred feet of potatoes this summer, I 'm going to need that recipe book. :lol:

Good to see that if we ever did sit down and meet in person to claw each others eyes out over political differences, we'd at least have a good meal between us! :lol: