I'm often a bit weary that my TV is watching me when live Ant and Dec's Saturday Night Takeaway is on (it's on on Saturday nights) and they have that segment where they suddenly suprise some viewers by suddenly having live footage of them from a camera hidden on their TV and they - and millions of viewers - suddenly see them there in their living room looking shocked and surprised as they suddenly see themselves live on Ant and Dec's Saturday Night Takeaway. I'm often thinking that I hope I don't suddenly appear on the screen, lounging around on the counch with my hair dishevelled in nothing but my beer-stained T-shirt and boxer shorts.
So on Saturday night it's not that I'm scared that Big Brother is watching me. I'm scared that Ant and Dec are watching me.