Restaurants, little kids & noise. Lots of noise.

[Haggis McBagpipe]

What do you think about parents who bring out-of-control kids into restaurants, letting them be overly loud and disruptive? Does it drive you nuts or do you feel tolerant?

If you're a parent, are you militant in your belief that it's your god given right to be there as much as the next person? Or are you a parent who demands that your child be properly behaved and would remove the child from the premises if things got out of hand?

What do you think of restaurant owners who will only allow well-behaved kids . . . or won't allow kids at all?

 

[zoofer]

How can a body feel tolerance after blowing $2.49 on a cheeseburger only to have some screaming banshees disrupt one's feast?
If one wants to subject themselves to that kind of torture then one might as well order a curried meat pie and beer where they are playing rap noise on the nickelodeon.
:twisted:

 

[Haggis McBagpipe]

How can a body feel tolerance after blowing $2.49 on a cheeseburger only to have some screaming banshees disrupt one's feast?

I'll bet your tolerance level doubles when it's a twofer night, though.

 

[Kreskin]

I completely appreciate how noisy out of control kids can drive people nuts. It drives me nuts too. I have a 5 year old and I ensure that she is not disruptive to others. I brought her up that way and usually I don't need to remind her.

Here's my caveat on this. I have some tolerance when the place is McDonalds. If people don't want to hear kids having a good time, even loud time, then they need to use the drive through and eat in the car or drive home. The restaurant is designed for kids. But if the restaurant is more upscale, i.e. a quiet adult oriented place, then I have zero tolerance for loud kids.

 

[zoofer]

Aye that it does. The euphoria of a freebe Cheeseburger seems to shut out anything over 60 decibels. Think of a zener diode in each ear, clipping off noise spikes.
Then there is the brain anomaly which reroutes the optic nerves to the extremities before reaching the cortex in the male bain.
Any kiddy noise is directly inversely proportional to the mothers cleavage.

 

[Kreskin]

Any kiddy noise is directly inversely proportional to the mothers cleavage.

I'll have to pay more attention to this.

 

[missile]

I don't mind their noise. But, when they throw food at me.... :evil: Things happen!

 

[cortez]

Parents should listen to the kids whether it is in a restaurant, movie, store......Those kids are saying: Take me home o selfish parent, I dont care that this is your five minute free time to relax eating a juicy cheeseburger.. Im tired and i wanna go home...

 

[cortez]

Any kiddy noise is directly inversely proportional to the mothers cleavage.

I'll have to pay more attention to this.[/quote

I think Zoofer means:Tolerance of kiddy noise is directly proportional to the mothers cleavage

 

[Toro]

Tolerance of a woman by a man doing pretty much anything is directly proportional to her cleavage.




(Just kidding girls!)

 

[Haggis McBagpipe]

Tolerance of a woman by a man doing pretty much anything is directly proportional to her cleavage.

Which is, of course, because men are such deep thinkers. :roll: :lol:

My good god, by these rules, a scantily-clad DDer's kid could pretty much burn the place down and all they'd find in the ashes the next day would be the remains of men too mesmerized to move away from the flames. :lol:

 

[Toro]

Tolerance of a woman by a man doing pretty much anything is directly proportional to her cleavage.

Which is, of course, because men are such deep thinkers. :roll: :lol:

something, something, something...

Haggis.

Could you please repeat that?

I wasn't paying attention.

I was distracted...

 

[Curiosity]

Proving yet again - men seem to be more inclined to sexual fantasy in early morning hours..... hahaha.

 

[cortez]

Wednesdays Child- you tantalizing icon, you...........

 

[Haggis McBagpipe]

Proving yet again - men seem to be more inclined to sexual fantasy in early morning hours..... hahaha.

The early morning hours . . . and the mid-morning hours . . . and the early afternoon hours . . . and the etc., etc.. I am trying to think of what hour they aren't more inclined. :lol:

<edited to correct typo that would have resulted in immediate and hilarious reaction!>

 

[Curiosity]

Cortex

Thank you - glad you are enjoying it!!


Haggis

Well it is often "morning" all over the world at certain times of the day ....

We can thank Mother Nature in all her wisdom!?!

 

[Haggis McBagpipe]

Well it is often "morning" all over the world at certain times of the day ....

Now if science could only make it morning 24-hours a day in Sweden. . . .

 

[Curiosity]

Haggis...........um isn't the summer all daylight???

But then the winter is all nightlight.... hmmmmmmmmm

I'd take the winter - the hockey players would be there - and the Zambonis all charged up!

 

[cortez]

Cortex

Thank you - glad you are enjoying it!!


Haggis

i have been discovered

when i first joined this forum i actually meant to type CORTEX
but i suddenly was distracted by --- you know what............... and i made a typo i havent bothered to correct....

 

[Curiosity]

Cortez

I typed it that way on the Gollywog topic too...but realized I had made the same error in this thread as well.

My apologies...you can mess up my name too if you want....

I think Cortex suits you too -