How to Change Pork into Beef

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Oooooooooooooomg...the miracles of adding more chemicals and fat...voila...
 
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I know, Sal, but chemicals and fat are modern philosopher stones.
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You may prefer my breakfast receipe. First find a lean free-range cowboy.
 
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Spade said:
I know, Sal, but chemicals and fat are modern philosopher stones.
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You may prefer my breakfast receipe. First find a lean free-range cowboy.
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lol, breakfast pork burns calories, increases your endorphins and makes for a happy day
 
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Nope, I was thing of Sal. Apparently she likes her cowboys fresh.
Thoughts about radiation to eliminate e coli?
 
petros

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Irradiation is the way to go. It's not hard to find a good, used, only slightly leaking, dental x-ray machine online to get you started.
 
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I remember them coming out with cabbage rolls and I think they had been irradiated

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Drawbacks of Food Irradiation

The EPA admits that there are some drawbacks as well, mainly that people shopping for irradiated food will have a hard time telling if the food has gone bad. The bacteria that causes fruits and vegetables to smell and look old is not present, so food that is past its prime can still look fresh even when it isn't.
Proponents of organic foods have a longer list of complaints. According to the Organic Consumers Association:

  • Irradiation can cause free radicals when the molecules of microbes break up. They can bond with other chemicals in the food, such as those from pesticides
  • Irradiation can affect the vitamin content of foods, lowering them by as much as 80%.
  • These foods may contain "trace amounts of radioactivity."
  • Food irradiation can damage enzymes in food, making it harder for the body to digest.
Foods That Can Be Irradiated

As of April 2009, the FDA has granted permission for the following substances to undergo food irradiation:

  • Processed pork
  • Frozen meats
  • Uncooked, refrigerated meat
  • Dry spices and seasonings
  • Fresh eggs
  • Sprouting seeds
  • Fresh or frozen fish
  • Fresh spinach and iceberg lettuce
 
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it's okay right up until ya get cancer from the trace radiation level...lol...other than that, it's a gooooooooooooo baby
 
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So much for being good for you. I'll stick to fertilizers and chelated minerals that were mined. Plants need salts and trace minerals and they process them the same no matter the source of the salts and trace minerals.

Plants will also uptake plant and animal oils as well. Using fish, or guanos as fertilizer can lead to nasty sh*t and fish fat tasting oils altering the flavour of your crop.
 
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Spade said:
If you are Muslim or Jewish, this receipe is refreshing soul food. Enjoy!
Warning to Hindus: This process is not reversible.
How to turn pork meat into beef – video | World news | guardian.co.uk
Anyone know how to turn lead into gold?

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I was going to post a receipe for a Cowboy Breakfast, but I discovered there are laws against cannibalism.
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lol

Anyone know how to turn lead into gold?
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Collect old batteries, break casing away from lead, turn fluid into salines, take lead to scrap metal buyer of choice, get paid, take cash, go buy some gold. :D
 
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