So is Osama burning in hell or basking in heaven right now?

YukonJack

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He is with Mohammed, both sucking Satan, one in front, one in back.

Presumably and hopefully in Hell, doing it forever.
 

mentalfloss

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He is with Mohammed, both sucking Satan, one in front, one in back.

Presumably and hopefully in Hell, doing it forever.

But that would just be preaching to the choir.

Certainly it wouldn't really constitute as 'hell' if he's enjoying it.

The best punishment would probably be to kick out the holy spirit and put him at the other foot of good.
 

Corduroy

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It is unlikely that Osama bin Laden's brain is in any kind of condition that would allow his consciousness to be active or reactivated, so he's permanently ceased to exist.
 

mentalfloss

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It is unlikely that Osama bin Laden's brain is in any kind of condition that would allow his consciousness to be active or reactivated, so he's permanently ceased to exist.

Oh geez.. you and your 'reality-based' arguments again..
 

coldstream

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He's at rest with his 72 virgins, of indeterminate gender. Unfortunately God neutered him on the way to his harem.. so enjoy Osama. :)
 

damngrumpy

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Osama is feeding the fish didn't you hear? If there is a Heaven they are patrolling the
boarders of it to make sure this guy never gets in. Goodbye and good riddance we
should close the book on him now and concentrate on killing the rest of his worthless
gang.
 

mentalfloss

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Osama is feeding the fish didn't you hear? If there is a Heaven they are patrolling the
boarders of it to make sure this guy never gets in. Goodbye and good riddance we
should close the book on him now and concentrate on killing the rest of his worthless
gang.

I'm sure we've made more enemies than friends in that endeavour.

But we can kill them too.
 

MHz

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What is the ceremony at sea like for a 'wanted man', isn't it a few chops with an axe and off the end of the closest pier?
 

karrie

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Where is Osama? At the bottom of an ocean apparently. Aside from that, I have no desire to ponder, or joke, about death and war. It's not a source of humour. If we take glee in it, laugh at it, we're nothing more than the terrorists we declare we hate.