(ChattahBox)—Jesse ‘the Body” Ventura, ex-pro wrestler, former governor of Minnesota, and ex-marine and Navy Seal, is hosting a new show on TruTV called, “Conspiracy Theory with Jesse Ventura.” Who better to showcase a show about doomsday and apocalyptic New World Order conspiracy theories? The Independent Libertarian, Ron Paul supporter and author of the book, “Don’t Start the Revolution Without Me,” is tailor made for a TV show that unabashedly promotes crazy conspiracy theories. With its hokey production values, “a team of expert investigators” and Jesse’s frequent clandestine meetings with informants in a shadowy “warehouse district,” the show sure is entertaining. Last week Jesse promoted 9/11 truthers and this past week, he decided that global warming is actually a hoax perpetrated by the UN, a powerful global cabal of industrialists and international Jewish bankers, to take over the world….cue scary doomsday music.
The hour-long show, included all of the top global warming deniers and paranoid conspiracy theorists: Alex Jones, talk show radio host and crazy conspiracy theorist, Noel Shepard of the right-wing site NewsBusters and rabid Al Gore hater, Lord Christopher Monckton, the bug-eyed British global warming denier, Richard Lindzen, an MIT scientist and global warming denier who shills his scientific background for hefty speaking fees, Martin Durkin, the producer of the goofy anti-Al Gore psuedo-science documentary, “The Great Global Warming Swindle,” and George Hunt a paranoid little man in need of medication, who is billed as a “UN whistleblower, and who was the conspiracy-theorist-in chief, Alex Jones’ undercover contact.
Lord Christopher Mockton has no background in science, but he is frequently called upon by Republicans, as a global warming “expert.” In 1987 he wrote an article for The American Spectator, calling for a lifetime quarantine of all carriers of AIDS. “There is only one way to stop AIDS. That is to screen the entire population regularly and to quarantine all carriers of the disease for life,” wrote Mockton.
Alex Jones, is billed as an “expert in conspiracy theories, and that’s the one claim made by Jesse that I can agree with. Jones recently said that the Obama administration’s science czar advocated “putting stuff in the water to sterilize” Americans. Jones also once claimed that Bill Clinton planned the Oklahoma City bombings and he believes that the 9/11 terrorist attacks were a carried out by a cabal of American and Israeli government officials. Referring to health care
reform, Jones recently said, “They’ve almost got eugenics control grid over us.” Jones is also a birther conspiracy theorist.One of Jesse’s expert investigators met with a climate change denying scientist in hiding deep in “the wilderness” out of cell phone range, referred to as Dr. X, who said he received death threats for denying global warming. His explanation for the warming of the planet? The sun.
In between meeting contacts in the warehouse district alone, Jesse would meet with his investigators and then face the camera to say, “follow the money!” Apparently the concept of climate change was “invented” about 20-years ago, by international corporations to get rich off of the fear of the masses, by trading carbon credits and forcing us to buy energy efficient products against our will.Once the cabal of new World Order plotters led by the UN controls our minds and car-buying habits, then the theory goes, they will next control the food we eat and how many children we can have. From there it’s all downhill according to Jesse and his guests.
Perhaps one of the funnier scenes in the show, was Jesse’s meeting in the warehouse with NewsBusters’ Noel Sheppard. Shepard is on a mission to prove that Al Gore’s sole motivation is to make money off of a global warming hoax. The super-paranoid sounding Shepard with his diminutive stature, made for an entertaining couple of minutes. Shepard calls climate change a hoax that was created to force us to buy green products. It’s all a “Ponzi scheme,” said Shepard. He tells Jesse, while standing in the dark warehouse that the global warming scam is “the greatest control over mankind we have ever seen.”
Throughout the program Ventura attempts to smear Al Gore, claiming that he is getting rich on the climate change hoax. But in true circular Glenn Beck logic, he keeps saying, but it can’t be true because “I know the guy,” while he continues to show “evidence” that Gore has a “conflict of interest” as an investor in green firms.
But in the end, the real global warming bad guy is determined to be Maurice Strong, a billionaire, environmentalist and UN advisor who currently lives in the Communist country of China. Referred to as the wizard behind the curtain of the global warming hoax, Strong has all of the requisite qualities to become the subject of an evil New World Order conspiracy to control the world. Strong also has a controversial past. He was allegedly involved in the UN oil for food scandal. Blurry photos are shown of Strong wearing foreign looking hats and riding a bike. Yep, he’s the head of the cabal to take over the world.
