Zimbabwe gained its indepence from Britain in 1980 - the last major territory to become free of British rule (though would be under British rule again, for however long, if Britain invavded). Under British rule, it was known as Rhodesia, named after its founder, the British businessman and mining magnate Cecil Rhodes, who also founded the diamond company De Beers, which today markets 40% of the world's rough diamonds and at one time marketed 90%
Rhodes, a firm believer of the British Empire, wanted to expand the Empire in parts of Southern Africa.
He was very much pro-imperialism. One of his dreams was for a "red line" (donating territories under British rule) on the African map from the Cape to Cairo.
So in the 1880s, the British arrived with Cecil Rhodes's British South Africa Company. In 1898, the name Southern Rhodesia was adopted for the area.
Rhodesia thrived under British rule. It was one of the richest countries in Africa and, thanks to its production of wheat, was known as the Breadbasket of Africa.
It gained its independence from Britain in 1980, becoming known as Zimbabwe.
Zimbabwe derives from "Dzimba dza mabwe" meaning "great houses of stone" in the Shona language.
1980 was also when the tyrant Robert Mugabe came to power.
Mugabe turned Zimbabwe into an economic basketcase, with the world's highest inflation and millions of people starving.
So, considering its close links with Zimbabwe, maybe it's time for Britain to intervene.
Should Britain invade Zimbabwe?
By Stephen Robinson
08th August 2009
Rhodesia was founded by the British in the 1880s, and is named after Cecil Rhodes, the British businessman and mining magnate who founded it. It gained independence from Britain in 1980, becoming known as Zimbabwe
Area: 390,757 sq kms (compared to Britain's 244,820 sq kms), the same size as Norway
Founding: The British created the state of Southern Rhodesia in 1889. It was officially known as such until 1980
Independence: From Britain - 18th April 1980
Capital: Harare (known as Salisbury under British rule)
Population: 14 million
President: Rober Mugabe
Prime Minister: Morgan Tsvangirai
Official languages: English, Shona, Ndebele
GDP: 2.212 billion
GDP per capita: Just US$188
A cloudless sky with just a sliver of a moon, and as the two Hercules C-130s levelled out, the Paras leapt in tight formation into the dark void of a Harare night, fingered their rip cords, and once more ran over the assault plan in their minds.
Two hours earlier, an advance unit of the SAS, having infiltrated Zimbabwe across the Limpopo river, and posing when challenged as South African big game hunters, had secured Harare airport, killing the radio operators and the sleeping guards with ruthless efficiency.
The First Battalion Parachute Regiment had been selected for this mission because of their expertise in linking up with special forces. Thus far, it had proved to be a textbook operation.
Botswana, no friend of Robert Mugabe and his murderous inner circle, had reluctantly given permission for Gaborone airport to be used as the forward staging post for the invasion, and from there the RAF had taken off 75 minutes earlier.
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And so the Paras were able to drop through the warm air above the deserted airport without challenge, tumble into the African soil and gather up their parachutes.
'If only bloody Afghanistan could have been as easy as this,' one NCO muttered to himself, as they mustered by the single runway.
British businessman Cecil Rhodes, the founder of De Beers, founded the state of Rhodesia in the 1880s. A firm believer in the British Empire, one of his dreams was for a "red line" (donating territories under British rule) on the African map from the Cape to Cairo.
As usual, there was a power cut in Harare, so there was no street lighting as the Paras raced along the deserted streets to the building where four SAS men lurked in the shadows, detonating their charges as the convoy approached to let the gates spring open.
The handful of Mugabe's garrison who were sober at 3.30am were quickly neutralised as the advance unit raced to the dictator's bedroom.
The man they had come for was more outraged than frightened. 'I demand to see your commanding officer,' Robert Mugabe shouted, as he raised his hands in submission, dressed in his favourite pair of New & Lingwood blue poplin pyjamas.
Back at Harare airport, the final C-17 had only just landed with the man hand-picked to represent the British government during the transition.
The last British governor of Rhodesia had been Sir Christopher Soames, of Eton and the Coldstream Guards. Lord Mandelson had argued that a military man should take on the role this time. Charles Guthrie, former Chief of the Defence Staff and Tony Blair's favourite general, had been mentioned.
But instead, it was another Labour loyalist who emerged from the C-17 into Harare's balmy summer night air.
Trevor Phillips rubbed his eyes and stared into the African night sky. He had missed out on the London mayoralty when his plans to be the Labour candidate were undermined by Ken Livingstone courting the popular vote in 2000, but now his time had come and he was agreeably surprised to learn from his Foreign Office bullet points that the country over which he was to rule was rather larger than the United Kingdom.
'Come on,' said Phillips wearily to the corporal as he gestured towards Harare in the distance and climbed into his official Range Rover. 'Let's be getting on with it...'
Far fetched? Probably. But is this, one wonders, how Robert Mugabe's kleptocratic and murderous 30-year misrule of Zimbabwe comes to an end in Tony Blair's imagination as he sits in his London residence in Connaught Square, pondering the sins and omissions of his decade in power?
In a recent interview with the German magazine Stern, Blair wistfully confirmed that his neocolonial interventionist instincts had not been blunted by difficult operations in Kosovo, Iraq and Afghanistan.
'I think whoever has the possibility should topple Mugabe - the man has destroyed his country, many people have died unnecessarily because of him.'
He added: 'If you can do, then you should do it. My idea of foreign policy is that if you can do something, you should do it.'
This interventionist strand of Blairism was one of the most unexpected characteristics of his years in Downing Street. The idea that you should do something good if it is achievable puts the British military in a strange position as a sort of international do-gooding force, deployed in faroff lands like the mercenaries in the film The Wild Geese, but today only for moral, 'right-on' causes.
A rebel leader is captured by militia in Zimbabwe
Not that Blair is wrong when he says Mugabe has 'destroyed' Zimbabwe. Mugabe, now 85, is a man absolutely corrupted by 30 years in power. Think of the 4,000 white farmers and their families who have been driven off their land - acts of brutality as well as folly, for Zimbabwe's once bountiful food production has collapsed and mass starvation has set in.
Think of the bloodied faces of the MDC opposition activists, beaten and whipped by Mugabe's police and soldiers, their wives and daughters systematically raped. And think of the throngs of civilian misery along the southern border with South Africa, where the hungry try to flee starvation and a cholera epidemic caused by the collapse of Zimbabwe's infrastructure.
Yet we now forget the most shameful episode, the purging and mass murder of thousands of Ndebele opponents of Mugabe's Zanu PF party, those who were never reconciled to Zimbabwe's first leader on political and tribal grounds.
These atrocities, carried out by the most thuggish operators trained in North Korea, occurred within a few years of Mugabe taking power, when he was still lauded in London and Washington and was travelling the world picking up human rights awards.
Blair, of course, did next to nothing about Zimbabwe when he was in Downing Street, except for a few financial sanctions aimed at Mugabe and his henchmen.
But we know that the interventionist fantasies he revealed to Stern were not just the ramblings of a retired statesman with too much time on his hands, because he had them in office too.
Lord Guthrie, the former Chief of Defence Staff, has confirmed that as Britain's top man in uniform he was repeatedly asked by Blair and others about the feasibility of toppling Mugabe. Zimbabwe was one of those subjects 'which people were always trying to get me to look at. My advice was: "Hold hard, you'll make it worse.'' '
Guthrie's view prevailed, so Britain's re-colonisation of Southern Rhodesia never left Tony Blair's fantasy drawing board.
But some men with more direct military experience in southern Africa think Guthrie was too feeble. 'Invading Zim would be a piece of p*** and would take no more than a day-and-a-half from beginning to end,' says 'Graham', a former Rhodesian SAS officer, who, like many men who have to live in Zimbabwe under the government of Robert Mugabe, asks that his real name be withheld.
Long retired from active service, Graham is still wiry and tough, and emphatically not the sort of man you'd want to meet on a dark night without a good explanation for your whereabouts.
Graham was training at SAS headquarters in Hereford after Ian Smith announced Rhodesia's Unilateral Declaration of Independence (UDI) from British rule in 1965 (which Britain didn't recognise), and he was seriously worried by reports that Harold Wilson might send in an infantry Brigade to bring the rebellious colony to heel.
It was well known that the RAF kept a squadron of jets on standby across the border in Zambia, and that they were there for a purpose.
'In those days, Rhodesia had a functioning air force too, with well trained pilots,' Graham recalls, 'so we could have caused the Brits some problems. But of course we'd have lost in the end.'
But what about today? Would Mugabe's military be able to stand up to even a modest British expeditionary force?
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The current Zimbabwean army is by no measure the worst in Africa and has some recent combat experience in the Democratic Republic of Congo. But the force is hamstrung by corruption, ill-discipline and lack of equipment.
As for the air force, Zimbabwe claims to have 45 'combat capable' aircraft, though in truth most of them are grounded relics of the bush war of the 1960s and 1970s.
Graham doubts these days the air force could 'put on a fly-past at an agricultural show'. So the problems with invading Zimbabwe are not military, but political and diplomatic.
For a start, it would certainly look very odd indeed for an old colonial master, and one with a Leftish government, to invade a former colony, particularly as a Labour government failed to do so in 1965 when Ian Smith's white minority was illegally defending a specifically racist social structure.
There are practical problems, too. When Governor Phillips, or whoever, is installed to fill the power vacuum, what would be done with Mugabe?
It would be tempting to shoot him, and one hopes there would be no shortage of volunteers, but Labour is a government which boasts of the Human Rights Act as one of its greatest achievements. It would be difficult to put Mugabe on trial, and no African country, publicly fulminating against the colonial invasion as they most certainly would, would agree to take him in and thus lend legitimacy to Britain's flagrant breach of international law.
Then there is South Africa, which would not look kindly upon Britain intervening on its own doorstep. Helmoed Heitman, a former South African army officer and now a defence analyst in Cape Town, believes that a British mission would soon go rapidly wrong should Pretoria opt to oppose it militarily.
The new, reformed, post-apartheid South African National Defence Force is, like Britain's army, gravely overstretched because of politically mandated peace-keeping missions in the rest of Africa, but its structures remain sound.
If it had time to bring troops home, and for old white reservists like Heitman, as he puts it, 'to burn off fat and squeeze into their Rooikats [armoured patrol vehicles], then the British invaders could find themselves up a creek without a paddle in short order'.
But imagine for one moment that South Africa did not risk intervening militarily, Heitman argues that ousting Mugabe would be 'difficult, but doable'.
Lord (Denis) Healey was Defence Secretary when UDI was declared, and thus was there for the last serious talk of Britain invading Rhodesia/Zimbabwe. 'I was dead against it then and I'd be dead against it now,' he says defiantly.
Healey, now aged 91, is no fan of Blair's interventionist zeal in foreign affairs. He calls the former PM a 'simpleton' for blundering into the war in Iraq with disastrous consequences, which he says were entirely predictable.
However, he does concede that at the time Smith declared independence, it was clear that mounting an invasion was militarily feasible, but that the 'exit strategy' was the problem.
'When a white country invades a black or brown country, the local population turns against you, as we have seen.' He doesn't connect this directly to Iraq and Afghanistan, but the lesson is clear.
Healey might well be right about local resistance to a colonial invasion when militant Islamism is factored into the mix, but it is difficult to see ordinary Zimbabweans rising up against the British, should we choose to intervene today.
Mugabe's chosen guards might fight for a bit until they realised it was pointless, but how many would truly rise in defence of the man who has beggared their country that was once the breadbasket of southern Africa?
No, the real objection to Tony Blair's interventionist fantasies surely lies in the peculiar message it would send to rogue regimes around the world. For if Britain were to topple Mugabe, no thug or ruthless junta elsewhere around the world would feel safe against the West's neo-imperialist tendencies.
So dictators would slash health budgets and spend on weapons instead; ruthless junta would say 'to hell with the United Nations, let's build that nuclear bomb and put ourselves beyond risk'. In other words, while solving one problem, it would create many, many more with unknowable and potentially catastrophic consequence.
With Iran dangerously close to acquiring nuclear capability, and North Korea still sabre-rattling at the slightest provocation, the world would become a significantly more dangerous place should Blair's fantasies about Mugabe be put into action.
And that, perhaps, is the bitter irony of Blair's musings in his semi-retirement. For his duplicity in the run-up to the Iraq invasion, lying about Weapons of Mass Destruction to justify war, means that his notion of moral interventionism has been so discredited that it can no longer be applied.
So Robert Mugabe will almost certainly strut around State House in Harare until he dies. This is a disaster for millions of Zimbabweans, fighting disease and malnutrition, and a state infrastructure which has disintegrated, and which is scarcely improving under the new power-sharing agreement with opposition leader Morgan Tsvangirai.
And it is a bitter disappointment for those locals in the region who would love to deal with Mugabe in the manner he deserves.
For his part, Graham, the veteran SAS soldier, says that when he wore the uniform of old Rhodesia, a Brigade-strength operation would have been needed to reverse Ian Smith's regime; today, he maintains, you could do it with a single battalion.
'Hey,' he says, with the air of a man who is ready to put his boots back on. 'Let me know if you hear anyone is planning anything.'