For years, the British have been giving stick to the EU over its crazy decision to ban bent bananas - a fruit which, of course, is naturally curved.
Foreigners and pro-EU people have dismissed all this as "lies" and "myth", just an excuse for the British to attack the EU, an invention of the British press, and that the EU hasn't done such a daft thing.
But now we have the final proof that the British WERE right all along, and that the EU DID ban bendy bananas.
The EU revoked dozens of bans on less-than-perfect produce - despite having previously denied ever having any bans in place.
It has relaxed its regulations on 26 types of fruit and vegetable, from courgettes to peas, and from plums to artichokes.
Though its ban on bent bananas stays in place - bananas entering Fortress Europe must not be suffering from 'abnormal curvature of the fingers' and must be 'free of any foreign smell and/or taste' (presumably they must smell European).
Here's proof Brussels has been sprouting lies about wonky veg for years
By Edward Heathcoat-amory
13th November 2008
Daily Mail
Eurocrats have always said the British tabloids made up stories about banning wonky veg. Now they've come clean...
The EU has finally conceded what we've all known all along: curly cucumbers and misshapen carrots are good enough to eat.
One of the great myths of EU bureaucracy was at last laid to rest, as after protests from supermarkets, grocers and farmers, Brussels revoked dozens of bans on less-than-perfect produce - having previously denied ever having any.
It has relaxed its regulations on 26 types of fruit and vegetable, from courgettes to peas, and from plums to artichokes.
Ugly duckling: But it's destined to be a roast potato, not a swan
Rules for another ten products, including apples, lemons and lettuces, will remain the same, but shops will be allowed to sell these with 'appropriate' warning labels.
So should we be celebrating this new dawn for misshapen fruit - and for the European Union - and applaud the decision to engage in a tiny bit of deregulation?
Well, before Eurosceptics start dancing to the EU anthem - Beethoven's Ode To Joy, actually - they should, as so often with Brussels, scrutinise closely the small print.
Attack of the killer tomato: Is this the reason the EU decided to ban wonky veg in the first place - it's enough to put you off your salad
First of all, shouldn't we all feel just a tiny bit angry that, having been told for years that all these stories about Eurocrats dictating the size and shape of vegetables and fruit were simply Eurosceptic propaganda, we are now expected to give Brussels credit for bravely abolishing them?
The European Commission's website in London maintains - at taxpayers' expense - a list of so called Euromyths, which includes the size of peaches and the curvature of cucumbers. Will they now be eating their words?
Yes, we should congratulate the EU for finding the political courage to decide that onions are now allowed to have stems longer than 4cm, and that the 'minimum diameter' is no longer '10mm for trimmed and untrimmed Brussels sprouts'.
Mr Potato Head: This spud was dug up by taxi driver David Lawrence at his allotment
We should rejoice that battle-scarred apricots (with scars that are more than 2cm in length) can now make it past the fruit fascists, and that undersized aubergines now have a place in our greengrocers.
Perhaps we should even be pleased that - provided they are labelled prominently with the inviting words 'product intended for processing' - we will be allowed red varieties of apple where less than three-quarters of the surface is, in fact, red.
Or, with the same labelling, we can now enjoy strawberries which have carelessly lost their stalks.
A tasty pair of pins: Most women would die for long shapely legs like this parsnip's
But before we get too enthusiastic about the changes, think for a second what they don't apply to: food imported from outside Europe, for example, which is the subject of another raft of pointless legislation. In particular, the bendy banana ban is still with us.
Bananas entering Fortress Europe must not be suffering from 'abnormal curvature of the fingers' and must be 'free of any foreign smell and/or taste' (presumably they must smell European).
Apparently, the EU has no plans to remove this onerous banana regime but then, of course, it applies to foreign producers, whereas the standards abolished yesterday applied only to produce from within the EU.
You only have to think about all this for a second to realise that, despite yesterday's micro-step in the right direction, Brussels and the real world are not going to collide any time soon.
A sleeping duck? No, it's an overgrown courgette, but Bryan Goosey had to look twice when he found it in his garden
Another duck out of water: In fact, it's a curly cucumber
Carrots doing the cancan: These vivacious veg were grown by A.R. Miller from Guildford
Good gourd, what's this? It may look like a snake being charmed, but it's actually a gourd fruit
Bewitching: Brian Davy from Somerset was given a real fright when he found this witch-shaped parsnip
The elephant in the vegetable patch: With its long trunk and big ears, this pepper looks like Dumbo
C is for curvy courgette: Veg like this should soon be on our supermarket shelves again
Sooty the spud: Michael Aulas grew this cute potato
Not toe-ing the line: Mildred Kent's foot-shaped radish wouldn't have met the EU's old vegetable criteria
Bunny-looking tomato: How could anyone ever eat this cute little fella?
For potato lovers: Nothing shows you care like a heart-shaped spud
dailymail.co.uk
Foreigners and pro-EU people have dismissed all this as "lies" and "myth", just an excuse for the British to attack the EU, an invention of the British press, and that the EU hasn't done such a daft thing.
But now we have the final proof that the British WERE right all along, and that the EU DID ban bendy bananas.
The EU revoked dozens of bans on less-than-perfect produce - despite having previously denied ever having any bans in place.
It has relaxed its regulations on 26 types of fruit and vegetable, from courgettes to peas, and from plums to artichokes.
Though its ban on bent bananas stays in place - bananas entering Fortress Europe must not be suffering from 'abnormal curvature of the fingers' and must be 'free of any foreign smell and/or taste' (presumably they must smell European).
Here's proof Brussels has been sprouting lies about wonky veg for years
By Edward Heathcoat-amory
13th November 2008
Daily Mail
Eurocrats have always said the British tabloids made up stories about banning wonky veg. Now they've come clean...
The EU has finally conceded what we've all known all along: curly cucumbers and misshapen carrots are good enough to eat.
One of the great myths of EU bureaucracy was at last laid to rest, as after protests from supermarkets, grocers and farmers, Brussels revoked dozens of bans on less-than-perfect produce - having previously denied ever having any.
It has relaxed its regulations on 26 types of fruit and vegetable, from courgettes to peas, and from plums to artichokes.
Ugly duckling: But it's destined to be a roast potato, not a swan
Rules for another ten products, including apples, lemons and lettuces, will remain the same, but shops will be allowed to sell these with 'appropriate' warning labels.
So should we be celebrating this new dawn for misshapen fruit - and for the European Union - and applaud the decision to engage in a tiny bit of deregulation?
Well, before Eurosceptics start dancing to the EU anthem - Beethoven's Ode To Joy, actually - they should, as so often with Brussels, scrutinise closely the small print.
Attack of the killer tomato: Is this the reason the EU decided to ban wonky veg in the first place - it's enough to put you off your salad
First of all, shouldn't we all feel just a tiny bit angry that, having been told for years that all these stories about Eurocrats dictating the size and shape of vegetables and fruit were simply Eurosceptic propaganda, we are now expected to give Brussels credit for bravely abolishing them?
The European Commission's website in London maintains - at taxpayers' expense - a list of so called Euromyths, which includes the size of peaches and the curvature of cucumbers. Will they now be eating their words?
Yes, we should congratulate the EU for finding the political courage to decide that onions are now allowed to have stems longer than 4cm, and that the 'minimum diameter' is no longer '10mm for trimmed and untrimmed Brussels sprouts'.
Mr Potato Head: This spud was dug up by taxi driver David Lawrence at his allotment
We should rejoice that battle-scarred apricots (with scars that are more than 2cm in length) can now make it past the fruit fascists, and that undersized aubergines now have a place in our greengrocers.
Perhaps we should even be pleased that - provided they are labelled prominently with the inviting words 'product intended for processing' - we will be allowed red varieties of apple where less than three-quarters of the surface is, in fact, red.
Or, with the same labelling, we can now enjoy strawberries which have carelessly lost their stalks.
A tasty pair of pins: Most women would die for long shapely legs like this parsnip's
But before we get too enthusiastic about the changes, think for a second what they don't apply to: food imported from outside Europe, for example, which is the subject of another raft of pointless legislation. In particular, the bendy banana ban is still with us.
Bananas entering Fortress Europe must not be suffering from 'abnormal curvature of the fingers' and must be 'free of any foreign smell and/or taste' (presumably they must smell European).
Apparently, the EU has no plans to remove this onerous banana regime but then, of course, it applies to foreign producers, whereas the standards abolished yesterday applied only to produce from within the EU.
You only have to think about all this for a second to realise that, despite yesterday's micro-step in the right direction, Brussels and the real world are not going to collide any time soon.
A sleeping duck? No, it's an overgrown courgette, but Bryan Goosey had to look twice when he found it in his garden
Another duck out of water: In fact, it's a curly cucumber
Carrots doing the cancan: These vivacious veg were grown by A.R. Miller from Guildford
Good gourd, what's this? It may look like a snake being charmed, but it's actually a gourd fruit
Bewitching: Brian Davy from Somerset was given a real fright when he found this witch-shaped parsnip
The elephant in the vegetable patch: With its long trunk and big ears, this pepper looks like Dumbo
C is for curvy courgette: Veg like this should soon be on our supermarket shelves again
Sooty the spud: Michael Aulas grew this cute potato
Not toe-ing the line: Mildred Kent's foot-shaped radish wouldn't have met the EU's old vegetable criteria
Bunny-looking tomato: How could anyone ever eat this cute little fella?
For potato lovers: Nothing shows you care like a heart-shaped spud
dailymail.co.uk
