Bush Bombs Badly

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Meanwhile, Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez began his own tour on Friday night, just across the Rio Plata from Uruguay, in an event entitled, "For Latin American Unity, Welcome Commander Chavez, get out imperialism Bush" at the Ferrocarril Oeste stadium in Buenos Aires, Argentina.

Before tens of thousands, Chavez called Bush a "political cadaver."

"He (Bush) looks like he's afraid to say my name," Chavez commented.

"Today they asked him in Brasilia, in a press conference," said Chavez on Friday, "I saw it in my hotel, I was watching and a journalist asked him: Look, they say that you are here to block the advance of Chavez in South America. He (Bush) looks like it gives him tachycardia when they say the name Chavez, because I saw... he lowered his head, stuttered a couple of times and responded something else; he didn't respond the question at all. So he won't dare, I will, I will dare... and I think he owes us."

Bush left Uruguay this morning for Colombia, where he will be meeting with President Alvaro Uribe. Colombia receives the third largest amount of US military aid of any country in the world, after Israel and Egypt, ostensibly to fight Narco-trafficking under Plan Colombia.

Chavez is also continuing on his counter-Bush tour. He met President Evo Morales in Trinidad, Bolivia yesterday, a region which has been affected by torrential rains and large floods.
 
L Gilbert
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Ah, the leftwing nut calling the rightwing nut names.

Or, the leftwing dictator calling the rightwing dictator names.
Same coin, different sides.
 
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One of them has an empty gun though, few bricks short of a ton, invents highly unlikely storys, reads at the grade two level and believes men and fish can live in peace. So who would you rather fish and drink with, if you're allowed to do those things eh?
 
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Quote: Originally Posted by darkbeaverView Post

One of them has an empty gun though, few bricks short of a ton, invents highly unlikely storys, reads at the grade two level and believes men and fish can live in peace. So who would you rather fish and drink with, if you're allowed to do those things eh?

Both. I have enough rope and two anchors in my boat. "Hey, guys, here you hold onto this anchor, George, and you hold onto the other anchor, Hugo. " SPLASH SPLASH "Send me a postcard from the bottom, guys."
 
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Both. I have enough rope and two anchors in my boat. "Hey, guys, here you hold onto this anchor, George, and you hold onto the other anchor, Hugo. " SPLASH SPLASH "Send me a postcard from the bottom, guys."

That still wouldn't be fair cuz nobody would miss Bush and millions of Venezulans would want to meet you.
 
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I bet one could find some pretty sweet dope and tequila. Ok, both probably could.
 
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Sweet dope and tequila would be nice but I wouldn't be chummy with Satanshrub for any reason unless forced at gun point.
 
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That still wouldn't be fair cuz nobody would miss Bush and millions of Venezulans would want to meet you.

Hey, that'd be cool. I could tell em I'd fix their country for a measly $50K per year.
 
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Sweet dope and tequila would be nice but I wouldn't be chummy with Satanshrub for any reason unless forced at gun point.

Just close enough for him to score for me. All I'd need is a pager number, he can obviously afford a courier tout de sweet.
 
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Hey, that'd be cool. I could tell em I'd fix their country for a measly $50K per year.

Ya, you could splain that to them at your first interview.
 
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Np.
 
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Just close enough for him to score for me. All I'd need is a pager number, he can obviously afford a courier tout de sweet.

I don't think he'd be any fun at all, and I wouldn't cross the street to urinate on him if he was on fire.
 
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I don't think he'd be any fun at all, and I wouldn't cross the street to urinate on him if he was on fire.

I don't know about that. I think it would be fun to get him all wasted, then go through his secret files when he's passed out in his own vomit.
 
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Bush's trip to South America did not accomplishment anything except to distract from the repeated failings of his regime such as the Gonzalez mess and the lost war on Iraq.
 
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I find it funny to see all the protests of America from people that want to become Americans.
 
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I find it funny to see all the protests of America from people that want to become Americans.


Then this will slay ya......Im American.........

I read the title and said....Whats new? The man opens his mouth and PROVES he's a texan arse.
 
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Quote: Originally Posted by s243aView Post

I find it funny to see all the protests of America from people that want to become Americans.

Like who, specifically? Not actual posters in this thread?
 
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I don't know about that. I think it would be fun to get him all wasted, then go through his secret files when he's passed out in his own vomit.

Rollin a wasted vomit encrusted hydro-carbon junkie for his pushers phone number, that's work I'm not about to do.hahahahah
 
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I find it funny to see all the protests of America from people that want to become Americans.

I've been an American for ever, it takes a Real American to not know that.
 
Rar! I'm a scary monster!
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I never voted for Bush. I am disgusted by him and ashamed of him. Period.
 
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I don't like emoticons hijacking my sentences. It's supposed to say dis-gust-ed.
 
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I never voted for Bush. I am disgusted by him and ashamed of him. Period.

That's a good start but the wrong person, shame is a begining of salvation.
 
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Anybody remember this speech? lol

http://video.google.com/videoplay?do...5&q=Bush&hl=en



or

http://tinyurl.com/3c3orj
 
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Quote: Originally Posted by darkbeaverView Post

I've been an American for ever, it takes a Real American to not know that.

Do you ever sing the "I am a real american" song Hulk Hogan used when he came into the wrestling ring?
 
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That's a good start but the wrong person, shame is a begining of salvation.

As a proud USAlien native, I am ashamed of OUR president. I don't WANT to calim him, but he's ours anyway.
 
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*claim
 
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Quote: Originally Posted by Rar! I'm a scary monster!View Post

I don't like emoticons hijacking my sentences. It's supposed to say dis-gust-ed.

They don't want us to use strong langwage, it results in spikes,blank disgust and shame point the way I quess.
 
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Quote: Originally Posted by Rar! I'm a scary monster!View Post

As a proud USAlien native, I am ashamed of OUR president. I don't WANT to calim him, but he's ours anyway.

He's your looser Scarry we have our own dummy to try and control. We have several partys of them,
herds of freerange political dummys.
 
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Quote: Originally Posted by DurkaDurkaView Post

Do you ever sing the "I am a real american" song Hulk Hogan used when he came into the wrestling ring?

HAHAHAHAHAHHAH NEVER HEARD OF IT
 
darkbeaver
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Quote: Originally Posted by Rar! I'm a scary monster!View Post

As a proud USAlien native, I am ashamed of OUR president. I don't WANT to calim him, but he's ours anyway.

Canaliens Usaliens should fix some stuff up pretty soon.
 

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