LOL !!
But I really like making my own hat and coverings.
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Aluminum Foil Deflector Beanie Kit
Effective, In-expensive Solution To Mind-Control
PRACTICAL MIND CONTROL PROTECTION
Is someone reading your mind?
Is someone brainwashing you?
Are you doing things and wonder why you just did that?
Are people hearing words come out of your mouth that you know you didn?t say?
It might just be too late to protect YOU! But you can save your family members that you like, your pets, your neighbors wife, the hunk at the gym and anyone else that you admire! It?s not too late for them!
Get them an Aluminum Foil Deflector Beanie Kit NOW!
UFO abduction experts have already discovered with tin foil hats, tin is an excellent shield.
NEVER EVER SHARE YOUR
Aluminum Foil Deflector Beanie!
BUY AS MANY KITS AS YOU NEED!
The more you buy the more you save on shipping!
BEWARE of the influence of martian psychotronic rays, and be sure to wear your aluminum foil deflector beanie to protect yourself.
This ultra modern aluminum foil hat will protect you from the brain scanning rays of the NSA, FBI, EBAY, and CIA satellites that are monitoring their little subversive thoughts.
You may not have considered this before, but your lead lined hat is worthless if your pet can give away your secrets to the very people most dangerous to you ? your government! And/or anyone else trying to pick your brain!
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Follow the easy step-by-step instructions that are included so you can make your own deflector beanie and beanies for your loved ones, your pets, your plants, even your car before it's TOO LATE!
Wear it 24 hours a day, 7 days a week! If you remove it when sleeping that is the biggest mistake you will ever make! You need all the protection they can get.
Wear it in the shower and tub. Remember they are watching you and looking for the moment you remove your AFDB so don't remove it!
AFDBs are safe for use with will things of all ages.