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jimmoyer

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Sitting on my saran-wrap lawn chair with a broken antenna, I am suddenly startled by my rice
krispies going Snap Crackle Pop. Yonder by sits my tin foil hat with tire treads defiling its form.

Perhaps its because I'm sitting here smack center in a small town intersection with me wireless lap top.

I'm in a hot spot.
 

Sassylassie

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Jim that signal is called your car radio, keep trying thou. Doesn't the saran wrap stick to your pants? Or do you squat in the chair? You are wearing clothing right? Gotta run and buy some tin foil.
 

jimmoyer

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LOL !!

But I really like making my own hat and coverings.


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jimmoyer

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No, no SETI receiver. Just an old Philco wood floor model with electon tubes that'll heat your
living room.

But I gotta special aluminum wrapped antenna hooked to my saran wrap lawn chair
and it only works at small town intersections.
 

Curiosity

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JimMoyer

Desert rats in California like those old (can be found at any landfill) round waffle irons circa 1955.... they werk gud! So I'm told.

Course you have to keep burn cream around.
 

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Jimmoyer,

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Sassylassie

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LOL are ya on the lam Jim or are you afraid of signals from the bad guys reaching you.