Why Canada is Obsessed with the US

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canadasucksmoosecock

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Dear Canada,

Why are Canooks so obsessed with the U.S., eh? It's like an inferiority complex, eh.

Well, I have a theory: I think it's because you're cowardly, spineless moose-cock suckers. Perhaps it's your testicles shriveled in the cold. Or maybe you only have one nut - after all half of your country is run by frogs.

But either way, I realize as I read through these forums that you Canooks are a bunch of lazy, whining spineless socialist douchebags. You spend a lot of energy attacking the US, but without us your economy would collapse and you'd long ago have been conquered by Cuba.

Anyway it's not all bad. Below I have assembled a comprehensive list of Candians who are making a difference with their heroic 'protests':


Fuck you,

Signed:
The United States
 
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canadasucksmoosecock said:
Dear Canada,

Why are Canooks so obsessed with the U.S., eh? It's like an inferiority complex, eh.

Well, I have a theory: I think it's because you're cowardly, spineless moose-cock suckers. Perhaps it's your testicles shriveled in the cold. Or maybe you only have one nut - after all half of your country is run by frogs.

But either way, I realize as I read through these forums that you Canooks are a bunch of lazy, whining spineless socialist douchebags. You spend a lot of energy attacking the US, but without us your economy would collapse and you'd long ago have been conquered by Cuba.

Anyway it's not all bad. Below I have assembled a comprehensive list of Candians who are making a difference with their heroic 'protests':


*censored* you,

Signed:
The United States
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I know I said I left, but I have to reply to this. You are an idiot. Canada is not spineless or cowardly. And half of our country is not run by the French. And may I ask you, what do you have against the French? Are you racist? And the people of this forum are not lazy, spineless, or whiners. And I would like to correct you. Without Canada, the US economy would collaspe. Canada is one of the main suppliers of oil to the US. And what gives you the idea that Cuba would conquer Canada? And where is this list you speak of?

You are an American dirtbag! Get the hell out of here! :x
 
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Simpleton

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JonB2004 said:
canadasucksmoosecock said:
Dear Canada,

Why are Canooks so obsessed with the U.S., eh? It's like an inferiority complex, eh.

Well, I have a theory: I think it's because you're cowardly, spineless moose-cock suckers. Perhaps it's your testicles shriveled in the cold. Or maybe you only have one nut - after all half of your country is run by frogs.

But either way, I realize as I read through these forums that you Canooks are a bunch of lazy, whining spineless socialist douchebags. You spend a lot of energy attacking the US, but without us your economy would collapse and you'd long ago have been conquered by Cuba.

Anyway it's not all bad. Below I have assembled a comprehensive list of Candians who are making a difference with their heroic 'protests':


*censored* you,

Signed:
The United States
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I know I said I left, but I have to reply to this. You are an idiot. Canada is not spineless or cowardly. And half of our country is not run by the French. And may I ask you, what do you have against the French? Are you racist? And the people of this forum are not lazy, spineless, or whiners. And I would like to correct you. Without Canada, the US economy would collaspe. Canada is one of the main suppliers of oil to the US. And what gives you the idea that Cuba would conquer Canada? And where is this list you speak of?

You are an American dirtbag! Get the hell out of here! :x
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Well, I wouldn't go that far. Without Canada, the American economy would collapse? That's a bit of a stretch! If there were no Canada, the present day Canada would be part of the United States.

But you're right, Fidel Castro likes Canada. They wouldn't attack us; they like us.
 
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Andem

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Haha, what a loser. We're a) friends with Cuba and b) the ones who SUPPORT the US economy.. Our oil, our natural gas, our electriciy, our water. Get a life.
 
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Simpleton

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I think not said:
I really don't know who is worse, the idiot that started the thread or the ones responding.
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It would have to be the person that started the thread, in your opinion, as you responded to his/her thread. I wouldn't expect that you believe yourself to be worse than the person that started the thread.

Where's tamarin, when you need him? Perhaps he could share some insight from the newspapers. What makes canadasucks moosecock tick, tamarin? I think there was an article about it in the Toronto Star last Wednesday.
 
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Claudius

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Well the poster wants to rant about cowardly Canadians from mommy’s anonymous skirt tails. Internet accusations of cowardice are extremely ironic. An obvious chicken-little hit and run. Moose and this forum are obviously the only thing this 'Cadillac' of Americans; this excellent specimen of homo-ignoramus; this person of obvious authority and whose every word his fellow Americans hang on, knows about Canada.

But perhaps I have a way to save this thread: Why are Canadians 'friends' with Cuba? Because the US has such a hard on for them? My money is on that. Cubans are great people but Cuba is a prison country where the best thing eight years studying to be a doctor can get you is a job at a resort serving white Canadians.

And why, exactly, wouldn't they attack us? Because Castro’s old? Because he's a sweet feller? Because they can't? Why can't they?

....yeah. That's right.


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I think not

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Simpleton said:
I think not said:
I really don't know who is worse, the idiot that started the thread or the ones responding.
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It would have to be the person that started the thread, in your opinion, as you responded to his/her thread. I wouldn't expect that you believe yourself to be worse than the person that started the thread.

Where's tamarin, when you need him? Perhaps he could share some insight from the newspapers. What makes canadasucks moosecock tick, tamarin? I think there was an article about it in the Toronto Star last Wednesday.
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LOL, I didn't even realize I was caught in what I said, one of the problems with internet posting. Anyway, this guy is apparently a moron, I can't see how anybody could get offended from such a silly post.
 
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Simpleton

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Claudius said:
Well the poster wants to rant about cowardly Canadians from mommy’s anonymous skirt tails. Internet accusations of cowardice are extremely ironic. An obvious chicken-little hit and run. Moose and this forum are obviously the only thing this Cadillac of Americans; this excellent specimen of homo-ignoramus; this person of obvious authority and whose every word his fellow Americans hang on, knows about Canada.

But perhaps I have a way to save this thread: Why are Canadians 'friends' with Cuba? Because the US has such a hard on for them? My money is on that. Cubans are great people but Cuba is a prison country where the best thing eight years studying to be a doctor can get you is a job at a resort serving white Canadians.

And why, exactly, wouldn't they attack us? Because Castro’s old? Because he's a sweet feller? Because they can't? Why can't they?

....yeah. That's right.


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I think it's because the Cuban military would die of hypothermia as their rubber rafts and inner tubes slowly made their way up the coast. Either that, or the U.S. Coast Guard would pick them up, mistakenly believing that they were Cuban refugees enroute to Miami. :lol:

Of course, it might also be because the U.S. blocked the Soviet installation of missiles in Cuba. Damn those Kennedys! Ruining Canada's chance to go to war with Cuba... Damn them! :lol:

Or it might also be because someone saw the Cubans approaching and ran naked through the streets shouting, "The Cubans are coming! The Cubans are coming!" :lol:

Or maybe it's just because the Cuban government makes a fortune from Canadian tourists every year... The waffe of handmade Cuban cigars... Ah yeah, gotta love it.
 
unclepercy

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I think not said:
I really don't know who is worse, the idiot that started the thread or the ones responding.
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Either way, this boob doesn't speak for me. No one hates Canada. NO ONE. If I had the energy and the time, I could canvas 50,000 people in my town, and I'll bet you I wouldn't find a single person who hates Canada. Don't let it worry you. This person is just a childish agitator. We all have a few of those, don't we?
:wink: :wink: :wink:

Uncle
 
Kreskin

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He guys, why go to the zoo when you have thread-creaters like this? Play with him, toss him a bone.
 
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Claudius

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RE: Why Canada is Obsesse

. No one hates Canada. NO ONE.
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http://www.theglobeandmail.com/servlet/story/RTGAM.20060629.wxblog29/BNStory/National/home

Ms. Farooq's hatred for the country is palpable. She hardly ever calls Canada by its name, rather repeatedly referring to it as "this filthy country." It's a sentiment shared by many of her friends, one of whom states that the laws of the country are irrelevant because they are not the laws of God..../

/....In late April of 2004, a poster asks the forum members to share their impressions of what makes Canada unique. Nada's answer is straightforward.

"Who cares? We hate Canada."
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....I'm not sayin', I'm just sayin', ya know?

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BitWhys

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RE: Why Canada is Obsesse

considering we're her bitch in Afghanistan they might be worth paying attention to.
 
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