the kingdom of canada

[cortez]

ill try phrase the question in my usual unbiased way...

should we get rid of that life sucking british monarchy are get a life affirming RIGHTEOUS one of our own

i would nominate TORO as king and HAGGIS MACBAGPIPE as QUEEN
SASSY-LASSY - should definately be part of the candain royal family--perhaps as a shining example to canadian youth,,

any one else,,,,


o by the way i would be content to work behind the scenes as your royal advisor

 

[Kreskin]

Monarchy schmonarchy. Rather than elect a dictator every 4 or 5 years why don't we hire one permanently.

 

[Haggis McBagpipe]

o by the way i would be content to work behind the scenes as your royal advisor

I accept this great honour to be Queen of Canada, it is convenient timing, since I have all my torture rooms in good working order (well, except for Room 473, with the . . . but we won't go into that). Besides, I have a taste for utter and complete ruthless power. :lol:

I dub thee Sir Cortez, Personal Advisoratium to the Throne.

 

[Toro]

If I am king, I nominate Cortez to be the Supreme Being, Lord of All.


Oh, and Doctor.

 

[Haggis McBagpipe]

If I am king, I nominate Cortez to be the Supreme Being, Lord of All.


Oh, and Doctor.

What the heck, while we're at it, let's make him Person Who Goes To The Store To Get Goodies Late At Night When It's Really Reallly Cold Outside.

 

[Sassylassie]

I will not be a lady in waiting, so sir. Princess has a certain ring to it.

 

[Daz_Hockey]

it's that bloomin cortez again...he n'arf a republican


lol....viva la revolution


I still think Mr HOCKEY would sound better as the dictator of all Canada

 

[cortez]

If I am king, I nominate Cortez to be the Supreme Being, Lord of All.


Oh, and Doctor.

you are far far far far too kind your majesty
i see you have not understood little cortez
dont let the conquistadors name deceive you
i stole that .......slime that i am
i am filthe and sick depraved lust
i am a universe of pure ignominious shame
a greasy poodle with a shrivelled maggots brain
i am but a humble hummus eating commoner
and much less than that besides
i am heathenous monster in a drunken rage
i am belzebubs whore
mother natures nemmisis
a F#@$%$$% FREAK
with four feet,.......and other deformities
with a poor guttersnipes miserable memories
who grew up on the wrong side of the needle tracts
a manic-psycho-catatonic delusional zinc eating
lithium sucking
satanically posessed wretched alien to all that is good and just
a roaches crusty excretment who does not deserve one more breath of the same good sublime royal air of which your fill your glorious nose, bounteous lungs and magnanimous soul
What now DOCTOR
What now sickening syncopahant
What now rapacious COWARD!
What now little little
...........cortez




PS- I accept

 

[Haggis McBagpipe]

Sir Cortez, I enjoy your poetry, even though you don't call it that.

Princess Sassylassie, that suits you to a tee. Your first task as lady in waiting is to convince that damned rodent, DarkBeaver, to post in the thread handcrafted just for him and Colpy. You must lure him with your maidenly charms and delightful coquettish questions.

 

[cortez]

o by the way i would be content to work behind the scenes as your royal advisor

I accept this great honour to be Queen of Canada, it is convenient timing, since I have all my torture rooms in good working order (well, except for Room 473, with the . . . but we won't go into that). Besides, I have a taste for utter and complete ruthless power. :lol:

I dub thee Sir Cortez, Personal Advisoratium to the Throne.

hail to thee oh wonderous queen
your completeness is far more than ruthless
it is tastefull and sweetly painfull
to be tortured by you
THAT is no punishment
but an honour at the least
at the very least
your kingdom shall be pure anarchy as your subjects
vie for the coveted honour

what cortez means your honor is that
your ruthlessness is matched with impecable justice
thus punishment under your domains is of course dispensed in proportion to the severity crime
quite unlike elizabeths cowardly regime
and so crime shall escalate
as unspeakable atrocities desperately seek their proportional pain

as for the rooms you mention
loyal cortez has already taken measures to render the task more extreme
the scapels
the acid lemon drops
the pepper spray
the bowel teasers
the bibles and porcupine jackets
the shearing cables
the flesh lumpers
taser guns and probes
have all been tested on those dirty beggar dogs
and screaming pigs
and i must say your majesty
the results were somewhat more than evil itself could bear
for the fortunate creatures
seemed to beg for more
and yet more
as if all of being itself
was being hacked to shreds
perhaps you heard those screams
but mistook the sound for heavenly music
as i at first did
but cortez and his four feet
....... and other deformaties shall of music speak later

imagine the heaven described above
then imagine myself as the supreme being--
a role your loyal toro has suggested for cortez
imagine that
and how favoured your status would be under my domain and how absolute
power would flow from me to you and toro
and in the flowing not diminish one iota

imagine that continuing untill not a drop of blood remains flowing in any vien but are all spilt in those cosy rooms of yours

i await your answer

 

[FiveParadox]

Can I become His Excellency the Right Honourable FiveParadox, the Governor General of Canada?

 

[Toro]

i stole that .......slime that i am
i am filthe and sick depraved lust
i am a universe of pure ignominious shame
a greasy poodle with a shrivelled maggots brain
i am but a humble hummus eating commoner
and much less than that besides
i am heathenous monster in a drunken rage
i am belzebubs *censored*
mother natures nemmisis
a F#@$%$$% FREAK
with four feet,.......and other deformities
with a poor guttersnipes miserable memories
who grew up on the wrong side of the needle tracts
a manic-psycho-catatonic delusional zinc eating
lithium sucking
satanically posessed wretched alien to all that is good and just
a roaches crusty excretment who does not deserve one more breath of the same good sublime royal air of which your fill your glorious nose, bounteous lungs and magnanimous soul
What now DOCTOR
What now sickening syncopahant
What now rapacious COWARD!
What now little little
...........cortez

Well, we're just peas in a pod then...

 

[Haggis McBagpipe]

Yes, FiveParadox, you most certainly may be His Excellency the Right Honourable FiveParadox, Governor General of Canada!

And Cortez, you have the most wonderfully vivid imagination! Gruesome, but wonderful. 8O

 

[Finder]

I think we should emulate the second french republic and "elect" me the first concul... I promise with in four years to declare myself emporer and then invade Prussia.

 

[Haggis McBagpipe]

Okay Finder! You're aboard, except you don't get to be emperor. I'd have to shoot you, and that would be a shame. You can invade Prussia, though. :lol:

 

[Finder]

Damn Prussian's!!!!! KAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHN!

Yeah but at least make me one of your second or third powerless conculs then?

 

[cortez]

hey queen
do i get to be supreme or what

and by the way prussia is quivering
our submarines are ready

 

[Haggis McBagpipe]

Finder, you can be second AND third powerless council, how's that?

And Cortez, you can be Supremely Sir'd, how's that?

Prussia has ever reason to quiver, the bastids. We're on our way. We'll have to re-name the place once we conquer it, so that would be under either the Supremely Renaming Dept or the Council'd Renaming Dept. I'll let you two duke it out. 8O

 

[Sassylassie]

Haggis; I put out a leg hold trap for DarkBeaver. It will hurt a little but he will get to eat the Tim Bit. IF I catch him can I make myself a new hat?

 

[Haggis McBagpipe]

Haggis; I put out a leg hold trap for DarkBeaver. It will hurt a little but he will get to eat the Tim Bit. IF I catch him can I make myself a new hat?

:lol: :lol: Yes, you certainly can. You can be:

Admiral Sassylassie
In Charge of Baiting Biting Beavers.