Feel the power, join the right side!
First my apprentices you must complete the following tasks:
1. Rid yourself of all logic and everything logical.
2. Master the art of distraction and manipulation.
3. Remember that Advancement of the individual is defined solely in terms of financial gain. Nothing else. Always strive to advance, and always strive for power!
4.Know that only yourself and perhaps your fellow followers of the right side understand the mysteries of the world. Know that everyone else is ignorant and worthless, and your judgment is the only one that matters. Nothing else need be considered. If you say someone is weak, then you are right and that someone must be crushed! You are a god, know this!
5. Never, and I mean NEVER, try to understand or acknowledge the main point in an argument or discussion, for you might observe a new idea and new ideas make you WEAK!
6. In a discussion, always pay attention to opportunities your enemy may give you to criticize a point. Even if it is obvious what your enemy meant, exploit his wording or phrasing any way you can leaving no room for intuitive thought. Just make sure it is not the main point, because you must ignore that one altogether.
7. Always attempt to change the subject, and/or bait people into a useless unrelated or slightly related argument in which your enemy is likely to have less credibility than yourself
8. Remember that above all else, WIN, Always win (or look like you did)! Do whatever it takes! Regardless of consequences and regardless of a possible lack of necessity to win, just win! If you see a chance to cheat and you know you won't get caught, always take it. And remember, having the majority perceive you as the winner, is more important than winning. ( As long as you don't lose money).
9. Attempt to spread a negative public image of original thought, and blame all attempts at original ideas on left wing radicalism. Discourage creative thinking and be extremely pessimistic of anything that can potentially result in yourself losing money, regardless of how many lives it may save, or positive outcomes it may produce for others. You, and anyone who potentially benefits you financially, are more significant than everyone else, always remember that!
10. Feel the power of the rightside flow through your veins as you progressively become a pure force of subjugating invincibility.
First my apprentices you must complete the following tasks:
1. Rid yourself of all logic and everything logical.
2. Master the art of distraction and manipulation.
3. Remember that Advancement of the individual is defined solely in terms of financial gain. Nothing else. Always strive to advance, and always strive for power!
4.Know that only yourself and perhaps your fellow followers of the right side understand the mysteries of the world. Know that everyone else is ignorant and worthless, and your judgment is the only one that matters. Nothing else need be considered. If you say someone is weak, then you are right and that someone must be crushed! You are a god, know this!
5. Never, and I mean NEVER, try to understand or acknowledge the main point in an argument or discussion, for you might observe a new idea and new ideas make you WEAK!
6. In a discussion, always pay attention to opportunities your enemy may give you to criticize a point. Even if it is obvious what your enemy meant, exploit his wording or phrasing any way you can leaving no room for intuitive thought. Just make sure it is not the main point, because you must ignore that one altogether.
7. Always attempt to change the subject, and/or bait people into a useless unrelated or slightly related argument in which your enemy is likely to have less credibility than yourself
8. Remember that above all else, WIN, Always win (or look like you did)! Do whatever it takes! Regardless of consequences and regardless of a possible lack of necessity to win, just win! If you see a chance to cheat and you know you won't get caught, always take it. And remember, having the majority perceive you as the winner, is more important than winning. ( As long as you don't lose money).
9. Attempt to spread a negative public image of original thought, and blame all attempts at original ideas on left wing radicalism. Discourage creative thinking and be extremely pessimistic of anything that can potentially result in yourself losing money, regardless of how many lives it may save, or positive outcomes it may produce for others. You, and anyone who potentially benefits you financially, are more significant than everyone else, always remember that!
10. Feel the power of the rightside flow through your veins as you progressively become a pure force of subjugating invincibility.
