Ode to Sponge Bob
Are your sponges gay too?
Thanks to the righteous right,I now am aware,
of the intent of the sponges that have been in my care!
Use a Loofah on your baby,as there,strong,abrasive and straight,
while sponges are soft, pliable and can change your kids fate!
Its no wonder that there's so many queers,homos and gays,
go look and see ,how many "different" sponges are on display!
Thanks to the religious,thanks to the right,
I'm now aware ,of this unwholesome plight !
Quick, burn those yellow sponges ,right away,
it could be today ,that your kids decides to be gay!
Think of the children ,who've not yet decided,
whether to be straight ,or may like to be derided!
We don't want our kids hated, laughed at or hurt,
because there's gay sponges with agendas that flirt!
So thanks for reporting ,what sponges can do,
especially if named Bob, they can harm quite a few!
Evil is among us ,as we now see
thanks to the vast, left wing ,gay ,conspiracy !
Oh shame on those sponges,shame on them all,
shame on the leftist queers for making the righteous fall !
Right now there named Bob, but that's not all,
what if a sponge named Barbara appears in the fall?
Little girls might change too, as the boys obviously did,
if a sponge comes near them ,and its agenda was hid!
So give your kids strong love ,and not a sissy sponge
clean them with loofahs ,and at gays they will lunge !
Stand up America and get rid of those sponges,
you know the ones,with leftists political grudges !
Now there named Bob ,and there yellow,
but don't be fooled ,don't be mellow!
Just like you decided one day to be straight,
I'm sure you remember the time and the date?
Act right now ,and take care of your kids today,
or they might decide ,after using a sponge, to be gay!
So please,please educate them about your fear,
of sponges named Bob ,who can make them queer!