12-24-2004
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Santa Claus may not enter the USA this year. The Dept. of Homeland
Security along with president Bush decided that Santa can not enter
the USA this year because of terrorism cautions, and banned his entry
into the USA. The president is sorry that the children will not get
any toys, but our defense is more important, said Bush. When
interviewed, Santa said he would continue delivering toys to all other
parts of the world, and was very sorrowful for the US children. He
plans to give all the excess toys to children in other parts of the
world. The US FBI, under the order if president Bush, cautioned Mr.
Claus that if he tried to sneak into the US, he would be shot down,
and all of his reindeer would be turned into venison. They also
attached a secret satellite radio transmitter and webcam to Santa's
sleigh which will observe every move he makes, to insure that he is
not a terrorist in disguise. Additionally the FBI will inspect Santa,
his sleigh, and reindeers to insure that none of them are carrying a
bomb. Rudolph the red nosed reindeer will require a special xray test
to insure that his nose is not being powered by dangerous radioactive
substances which could be used to make bombs, if gotten into the wrong
hands.
The Latest News
Santa Claus may not enter the USA this year. The Dept. of Homeland
Security along with president Bush decided that Santa can not enter
the USA this year because of terrorism cautions, and banned his entry
into the USA. The president is sorry that the children will not get
any toys, but our defense is more important, said Bush. When
interviewed, Santa said he would continue delivering toys to all other
parts of the world, and was very sorrowful for the US children. He
plans to give all the excess toys to children in other parts of the
world. The US FBI, under the order if president Bush, cautioned Mr.
Claus that if he tried to sneak into the US, he would be shot down,
and all of his reindeer would be turned into venison. They also
attached a secret satellite radio transmitter and webcam to Santa's
sleigh which will observe every move he makes, to insure that he is
not a terrorist in disguise. Additionally the FBI will inspect Santa,
his sleigh, and reindeers to insure that none of them are carrying a
bomb. Rudolph the red nosed reindeer will require a special xray test
to insure that his nose is not being powered by dangerous radioactive
substances which could be used to make bombs, if gotten into the wrong
hands.