Europe 2016

[Tecumsehsbones]

Well, kids, I just got back from Europe, and I tell ya, it's worse than the Old Stock Canadians' wet dreams.

No fish and chips. No Jaegerschnitzel. Not a single store without the "Halal Meats" sign. Restaurants serve only kebabs, falafel, and pizza (halal, of course).

Lines of young Arab men at the entrances to all the railway stations, waiting to group-grope any woman who's not in at least niqab, if not the full-on burqa. Any man who objects is beaten by a crowd of Arabs, then hauled away by the socialist appeaser police. Everybody is unhappy about this except the Italians, who can fake it and get in a free grope.

All the bars and pubs have been replaced by tea-and-hookah lounges. You can only buy a beer from a shady-looking guy in a long coat hanging out in an alley.

All children are forced to study the Quran. The girls all have to wear burqas, and the boys all have to wear cheap, cheesy polyester shirts and crappy jeans. No, wait. . . maybe that's the Italians.

It's hell, I tells ya. Briddin ain't getting out a second too soon, and we gotta build a wall on the Mid-Atlantic Ridge, or it's curtains!

 

[Cliffy]

White man's Karma? (do unto others as you would have them do unto you)

 

[Blackleaf]

The best place to go for fish and chips is a chippy.

And Britain wouldn't be coming out of Europe, it'd be coming out of the EU.

 

[Tecumsehsbones]

White man's Karma? (do unto others as you would have them do unto you)

Little mixed up there, Cliffy. Karma ain't the Golden Rule.

 

[Johnnny]

When I was in Europe it was western Europe that was browning down. Once you hit Poland or the Czech Republic it whitened out again.

 

[Ludlow]

Sounds like fun . I'd rather go to a nice river in the mountains here in the states and stay in a near by village. always did want to see Ireland though. Quiet man was one of my favorite movies.

 

[Retired_Can_Soldier]

Well, kids, I just got back from Europe, and I tell ya, it's worse than the Old Stock Canadians' wet dreams.

No fish and chips. No Jaegerschnitzel. Not a single store without the "Halal Meats" sign. Restaurants serve only kebabs, falafel, and pizza (halal, of course).

Lines of young Arab men at the entrances to all the railway stations, waiting to group-grope any woman who's not in at least niqab, if not the full-on burqa. Any man who objects is beaten by a crowd of Arabs, then hauled away by the socialist appeaser police. Everybody is unhappy about this except the Italians, who can fake it and get in a free grope.

All the bars and pubs have been replaced by tea-and-hookah lounges. You can only buy a beer from a shady-looking guy in a long coat hanging out in an alley.

All children are forced to study the Quran. The girls all have to wear burqas, and the boys all have to wear cheap, cheesy polyester shirts and crappy jeans. No, wait. . . maybe that's the Italians.

It's hell, I tells ya. Briddin ain't getting out a second too soon, and we gotta build a wall on the Mid-Atlantic Ridge, or it's curtains!

Did you have tea with Blackleaf?

 

[Tecumsehsbones]

Did you have tea with Blackleaf?

Nah, I'm a little dark to get into UKIP tearooms.

 

[taxslave]

Little mixed up there, Cliffy. Karma ain't the Golden Rule.

cliffy is a wannabe injun. He figured out the free gubmint money thing and figured he was in.

 

[Jinentonix]

White man's Karma? (do unto others as you would have them do unto you)

Soooo Greece, Hungary, Romania, Denmark, Sweden, Norway, Luxembourg, Austria, the Balkans, the Baltics, etc are getting what they deserve? Huh, I guess all White people are the same to you, eh?

 

[Tecumsehsbones]

Soooo Greece, Hungary, Romania, Denmark, Sweden, Norway, Luxembourg, Austria, the Balkans, the Baltics, etc are getting what they deserve? Huh, I guess all White people are the same to you, eh?

Well, all y'all kinda look alike. . .

 

[Blackleaf]

Did you have tea with Blackleaf?

I only allow respectable people onto my premises to partake in tea. I do not allow..... riffraff.

 

[Curious Cdn]

Well, kids, I just got back from Europe, and I tell ya, it's worse than the Old Stock Canadians' wet dreams.

No fish and chips. No Jaegerschnitzel. Not a single store without the "Halal Meats" sign. Restaurants serve only kebabs, falafel, and pizza (halal, of course).

Lines of young Arab men at the entrances to all the railway stations, waiting to group-grope any woman who's not in at least niqab, if not the full-on burqa. Any man who objects is beaten by a crowd of Arabs, then hauled away by the socialist appeaser police. Everybody is unhappy about this except the Italians, who can fake it and get in a free grope.

All the bars and pubs have been replaced by tea-and-hookah lounges. You can only buy a beer from a shady-looking guy in a long coat hanging out in an alley.

All children are forced to study the Quran. The girls all have to wear burqas, and the boys all have to wear cheap, cheesy polyester shirts and crappy jeans. No, wait. . . maybe that's the Italians.

It's hell, I tells ya. Briddin ain't getting out a second too soon, and we gotta build a wall on the Mid-Atlantic Ridge, or it's curtains!

You take your holidays in Brixton? That's like a Briton holidaying in Detroit.

I only allow respectable people onto my premises to partake in tea. I do not allow..... riffraff.

[gay bar]

 

[Blackleaf]

[gay bar]

Any bar I'd run would be a gay-free one.

 

[PoliticalNick]

Sounds like fun . I'd rather go to a nice river in the mountains here in the states and stay in a near by village. always did want to see Ireland though. Quiet man was one of my favorite movies.

Ireland is still lily white. Go while you can and pack your golf clubs

I only allow respectable people onto my premises to partake in tea. I do not allow..... riffraff.

So how do you get in?

Any bar I'd run would be a gay-free one.

I'm sure the gay community is devastated. :lol:

 

[Tecumsehsbones]

I only allow respectable people onto my premises to partake in tea.

That's what I said. To UKIPers, I'm a shade or two too brown to be respectable.

 

[Blackleaf]

So how do you get in?

I'd be allowed into my own bar. And I'm a respectable man. My grandfather had the title Esquire after his name and was a longtime, upstanding member of his local Conservative Club.

I'm sure the gay community is devastated. :lol:

Not particularly devastated, as such, more like consumed by a powerful faux outrage, as always displayed by "minority groups" when someone, finally, puts their foot down and says: "Right, that's it. You have had your mollycoddled way at everyone else's expense for far to long and now it has to end here."

That's what I said. To UKIPers, I'm a shade or two too brown to be respectable.

Stop trying to give the impression that Ukip, who got nearly 4 million votes at the last election, are some sort of "racist" organisation. The Labour Party is Britain's most racist political party, with their thinly-veiled contempt for Jews and the white working class.

 

[Johnnny]

I'm sure the gay community is devastated. :lol:

one less d!ckhead to worry about

 

[Blackleaf]

one less d!ckhead to worry about

I wish we had less homosexual activity and other barbaric practices to worry about.

 

[Tecumsehsbones]

Stop trying to give the impression that Ukip, who got nearly 4 million votes at the last election, are some sort of "racist" organisation. The Labour Party is Britain's most racist political party, with their thinly-veiled contempt for Jews and the white working class.

Which nicely matches the BNP and BNP-Lite attitude toward anybody who isn't a deeply inbred fish-belly white gap-toothed chinless slobbering subject of the deeply inbred fish-belly white gap-toothed chinless slobbering queen.