Jesus was not for Gun Control

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He told is disciples in Luke 22:36" if you don’t have a sword, sell your cloak and buy one." If Jesus were alive today. He would say sell your leather jacket and buy a 12 gauge shotgun.
 
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petros said:
If Jesus had a gun, he'd be alive today.
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coffee choke...that was a morning brightener.

Stretch said:
He told is disciples in Luke 22:36" if you don’t have a sword, sell your cloak and buy one." If Jesus were alive today. He would say sell your leather jacket and buy a 12 gauge shotgun.
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lol, nice try; The disciples said, “See, Lord, here are two swords.” “That’s enough!” he replied.

Ya just get two guns for everyone Stretch... :)
 
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Sal said:
coffee choke...that was a morning brightener.

lol, nice try; The disciples said, “See, Lord, here are two swords.” “That’s enough!” he replied.

Ya just get two guns for everyone Stretch... :)
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Even back then the Guvermint was tryint to take over religion.....
 
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far out... omgosh I haven't heard that saying in forEver
 
Spade

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I don't think gods need guns; they have thunderbolts.
Besides, Jesus would have been a gun/sword control advocate. He was a socialist. If alive today, he'd be on a no-fly list.
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Then said Jesus unto him, Put up again thy sword into his place: for all they that take the sword shall perish with the sword (Matthew 26:52, King James Version)
 
petros

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Sal said:
or religion was trying to take over the government...everyone wants to control...lol
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relic said:
Meby the government was trying to protect the people from religion.
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Religion was the Guvmint.

Spade said:
I don't think gods need guns; they have thunderbolts.
Besides, Jesus would have been a gun/sword control advocate. He was a socialist. If alive today, he'd be on a no-fly list.
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Then said Jesus unto him, Put up again thy sword into his place: for all they that take the sword shall perish with the sword (Matthew 26:52, King James Version)
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King James would be alive today if he had a gun.
 
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Spade said:
Then said Jesus unto him, Put up again thy sword into his place: for all they that take the sword shall perish with the sword (Matthew 26:52, King James Version)
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Or as we say in texas hold'em poker, "live by the river, die by the river".
 
55Mercury

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I don't recall any depictions of Jesus riding his donkey gangnam style.

but, ya never know!

I keep giving Mark ideas.
 
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