#1Jan 24th, 2013
He told is disciples in Luke 22:36" if you don’t have a sword, sell your cloak and buy one." If Jesus were alive today. He would say sell your leather jacket and buy a 12 gauge shotgun.
Jesus was not for Gun Control
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Jan 24th, 2013
If Jesus had a gun, he'd be alive today.
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#3Re: Jesus was not for Gun Control
Jan 24th, 2013Quote: Originally Posted by petros
coffee choke...that was a morning brightener.If Jesus had a gun, he'd be alive today.
Quote: Originally Posted by Stretch
lol, nice try; The disciples said, “See, Lord, here are two swords.” “That’s enough!” he replied.He told is disciples in Luke 22:36" if you don’t have a sword, sell your cloak and buy one." If Jesus were alive today. He would say sell your leather jacket and buy a 12 gauge shotgun.
Ya just get two guns for everyone Stretch...
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Jan 24th, 2013Quote: Originally Posted by petros
And if your aunt had balls she'd be your uncle!-If Jesus had a gun, he'd be alive today.
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Jan 24th, 2013Quote: Originally Posted by Sal
Even back then the Guvermint was tryint to take over religion.....coffee choke...that was a morning brightener.
lol, nice try; The disciples said, “See, Lord, here are two swords.” “That’s enough!” he replied.
Ya just get two guns for everyone Stretch...
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Jan 24th, 2013Quote: Originally Posted by DaSleeper
or religion was trying to take over the government...everyone wants to control...lolEven back then the Guvermint was tryint to take over religion.....
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Jan 24th, 2013
Meby the government was trying to protect the people from religion.
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Jan 24th, 2013
far out... omgosh I haven't heard that saying in forEver
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Jan 24th, 2013
Of course jesus wasnt for gun control.... His old man had the biggest guns in town!!!!!
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#11Re: Jesus was not for Gun Control
Jan 24th, 2013
I don't think gods need guns; they have thunderbolts.
Besides, Jesus would have been a gun/sword control advocate. He was a socialist. If alive today, he'd be on a no-fly list.
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Then said Jesus unto him, Put up again thy sword into his place: for all they that take the sword shall perish with the sword (Matthew 26:52, King James Version)
Besides, Jesus would have been a gun/sword control advocate. He was a socialist. If alive today, he'd be on a no-fly list.
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Then said Jesus unto him, Put up again thy sword into his place: for all they that take the sword shall perish with the sword (Matthew 26:52, King James Version)
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#12Re: Jesus was not for Gun Control
Jan 24th, 2013Quote: Originally Posted by Sal
or religion was trying to take over the government...everyone wants to control...lol
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Religion was the Guvmint.Meby the government was trying to protect the people from religion.
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King James would be alive today if he had a gun.I don't think gods need guns; they have thunderbolts.
Besides, Jesus would have been a gun/sword control advocate. He was a socialist. If alive today, he'd be on a no-fly list.
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Then said Jesus unto him, Put up again thy sword into his place: for all they that take the sword shall perish with the sword (Matthew 26:52, King James Version)
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#13Re: Jesus was not for Gun Control
Jan 24th, 2013Quote: Originally Posted by petros
Perhaps you're right. If I remember my history, the last words King James heard were "Hey Jimbo, remember me, it's Vido?."King James would be alive today if he had a gun.
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Jan 24th, 2013Quote: Originally Posted by Corduroy
Gawd only knows!OK, now why should I do what Jesus says?
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#16Re: Jesus was not for Gun Control
Jan 24th, 2013Quote: Originally Posted by Corduroy
your naturally cooperative nature...OK, now why should I do what Jesus says?
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#17Re: Jesus was not for Gun Control
Jan 24th, 2013Quote: Originally Posted by Spade
Or as we say in texas hold'em poker, "live by the river, die by the river".Then said Jesus unto him, Put up again thy sword into his place: for all they that take the sword shall perish with the sword (Matthew 26:52, King James Version)
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Jan 24th, 2013Quote: Originally Posted by petros
wasn't that azz riding? Jesus invented rodeo.
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#20Re: Jesus was not for Gun Control
Jan 24th, 2013
I don't recall any depictions of Jesus riding his donkey gangnam style.
but, ya never know!
I keep giving Mark ideas.
but, ya never know!
I keep giving Mark ideas.
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Jan 24th, 2013
Stretch- your OP is a Stretch to say the least
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Jan 24th, 2013Quote: Originally Posted by Corduroy
Because there's a Kalashnikoff or two in heaven?OK, now why should I do what Jesus says?
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Jan 24th, 2013Quote: Originally Posted by Spade
Nope - they were turned into plowshares.Because there's a Kalashnikoff or two in heaven?
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Jan 24th, 2013Quote: Originally Posted by CDNBear
And Buddha is the Bomber????Jesus is my wingman...
Allah's my gunner.
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Jan 24th, 2013Quote: Originally Posted by Goober
Flight engineer.And Buddha is the Bomber????
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