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Women - the new cosmology?
Physicist's live in a so called orderly and logical world. 1 + 1 must equal 2. With women it is much different, 1 + 1 does not always equal 2. So much for logic in relationships.
And he is just discovering this.
From physics to women is a quantum leap!
Ahem! I take exception to that.
Apparently we're all mysterious or something.
Could add confusing to that.
If you are starting a list.
How am I confusing?
I'm not.
I'm just trying to represent and have a little fun.
You are not confusing. I was thinking of another woman. Don`t tell my wife
You are not confusing. I was thinking of another woman. Don`t tell my wife
I was under the impression that you were divorced or something.
I am firmly convinced that women and men are two totally different species. Symbiots, but not the same at all.
Anyone that has raised girls and boys knows that they are very different, right out of the womb.
... Cambridge University professor renowned for unravelling some of the most complex questions in modern physics answered: "Women. They are a complete mystery."
Duh! That is because women are from Venus and men are from Mars. Earth is the Motel of the Universe where we meat for our illicit sexual encounters. The real mystery is how we manage to get along long enough to procreate.
Well of course.... any women who tried to straddle him while in that chair would probably break him.... there's a black hole where his penis & sex drive used to be and he probably used his huge brain powers to create that black hole when he hit puberty and felt strange sensations down there that scared the crap out of him.
He became a genius that day, one of today's greatest minds.... all because he didn't have women distracting him the whole time.
And no, I don't mean just their bodies and sex, but because he didn't get sucked into the bodies and sex, he didn't fall into the trap of additional distractions in life:
• Why's the toilet seat up again?
• Why can't you drive like a normal person?
• I want this, get it for me for our anniversary, or you don't love me.
• Why did you eat that? I was saving it for dinner tonight!
• I shouldn't have to tell you what I'm thinking. You should know.
• I shouldn't have to tell you what you did wrong. You should know.
• I wish you'd stop embarrassing me in public, everybody's looking at us.
• I know I should have told you about him, but I'll make it up to you..... you can have sloppy seconds, move over Chuck.
..... Imagine all the free time and clear headed ideas you'd have.... we'd all be Stephen Hawkings without women hanging around. We probably wouldn't even have wars... Stephen is the first to become a Borg and if things went down a different path, we would have joined our brothers hand in hand and started assimilating the Galaxy centuries ago.
But noooo..... we have to have sex drives and the frequent urge to stick our penises into grippy things.
If there is a God, he sure knows how to Fk things up real good for his own amusement.
Why have perfection when you can create your own global reality TV show, with violence & drama 24/7?
Human women evolved to grow ape ass cheeks on their chests to lure in men with their 1-2 hit combo of boobs & ass. It's the same for pretty much every ape species..... except women's ass chests stay as they are for years (give or take due to aging) while other ape's just flab when they're not in the mood.
And men are dumb cuz we like to squeeze squishy things.... that's how it works.
...and wet warm things...
How fast would you "I have a mind" a guy who looked directly at your tits while talking with you?
Has the honey moon ended Praxius?
Other than having to remodel the bathroom every two years, I have nothing to complain about.
I am firmly convinced that women and men are two totally different species. Symbiots, but not the same at all.
Anyone that has raised girls and boys knows that they are very different, right out of the womb.
Ya think? I can just look and see the difference without needing to be convinced.
Mine is definitely no mystery to me.
Lucky? Luck is for suckers. It took a lot of conversation and hard thinking. And she's not an open book by any means. She's more like a folder in a computer where only a few people have the login details and some of the info is in cyher. She surprises me sometimes, but I think I have the basics and then some.
I think working at understanding and talking about things is something a lot of people aren't willing to do.