How did you meet the one you loved enough to be with, for the rest of your life?
Back in the day, I played High School Football, at one game, i saw this amazingly hot young lady on the side lines of the opposing team. She kept hugging one player in particular. Being the kinda of obnoxious shyte that I am, during half time, I walked across the field to her, and asked her out on a date.
To say she was surprised would be an understatement.
She said no, with a heavy helping of sarcasm and contempt, lol. I wasn't surprised. But it did rattle her brother, who was the player she kept hugging, lol. Good enough for me.
A few weeks past, and I bumped into her at a party. She didn't recognised me. I hit on her, and she flirted back. We went out on a single date, where I told her who I was.
That was the only date I got.
A year past...
While three sheets to the wind, and high as a kite, as usual, at a pool party, I watched the hottest woman I'd ever seen in my life waltz her way out of the house towards the pool, in an amazing one piece bathing suit. That looked like it was custom made for her. I got up, in a drunken, doped up stooper, flopped head first into the pool and almost drowned.
After being dragged out and smacked back into a semi conscious state. I asked where the hottie went. I was told and I managed to get to my feet and stumble over to her and said...
"Can I see yer boobs?"
Then I was rubbing my face and wondering why it hurt.
I managed to con her phone number out of one of her friends. After being hung up on a few times, she finally talked to me, I conned her into meeting me for coffee at a very public coffee shop, where she agreed to have dinner with me. It was so so, I was smitten, but she wasn't convinced that I was sincere. My reputation had preceded me.
At a party a few weeks later, we bumped into each other again. An ex of mine, that was a friend of hers as well, began hitting on me, and I brushed off her advances and kept migrating towards SCB. By the end of the night, we were sitting around the fire, SCB behind me, sitting just a little higher on a berm, with me seated between her legs, both of us just watching the fire and listening to the chatter, her arms around my neck.
And for the first time in my life, I wanted to be with a women, in a way other then sex. I drove her home in the morning, dropped her off, and immediately turned to my buddy and said...
"I'm going to marry that girl"