Mars and Venus – Men & Women –
So many books advising you what to do in a relationship – so many experts – I in particular I have an aversion to Dr. Phil – It started with Oprah – and I like Oprah – But please enough of Phil –
Example – Party – Buffet style
2 women meet at the table – they look each other over, from shoes to makeup, hair, dress whatever.
2 men meet at the same table
They look each other over – then one says – what do you do for a living.
Can’t get much clearer than that for the differences between the sexes.
Women want certain things
Men want 3 things – But I cannot post those as some may find them offensive.
Men are simple creatures and as mentioned are interested in 3 basics – Why make it difficult –
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xxtUH_bHBxs
FEMALE PRAYER:
Before I lay me down to sleep,I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strongOne who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he's gainfully employed,When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door, Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?"
I pray that this man will love me to no end,And always be my very best friend. Amen.
MALE PRAYER:
I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniacwith huge boobs who owns a liquor store and a boat.
This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a ****. Amen.
So many books advising you what to do in a relationship – so many experts – I in particular I have an aversion to Dr. Phil – It started with Oprah – and I like Oprah – But please enough of Phil –
Example – Party – Buffet style
2 women meet at the table – they look each other over, from shoes to makeup, hair, dress whatever.
2 men meet at the same table
They look each other over – then one says – what do you do for a living.
Can’t get much clearer than that for the differences between the sexes.
Women want certain things
Men want 3 things – But I cannot post those as some may find them offensive.
Men are simple creatures and as mentioned are interested in 3 basics – Why make it difficult –
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xxtUH_bHBxs
FEMALE PRAYER:
Before I lay me down to sleep,I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strongOne who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he's gainfully employed,When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door, Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?"
I pray that this man will love me to no end,And always be my very best friend. Amen.
MALE PRAYER:
I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniacwith huge boobs who owns a liquor store and a boat.
This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a ****. Amen.
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