BEWARE the...??? uh...what is it?

Looks like a jellyfish with a huge and rather creepy erection...

It's the remaining part of a broken collapsible umbrella.

Sorta reminds me of my last *ahem* entanglement....

That was AWESOME!

What the heck is it!

Box jellyfish

Looks like a dong fish

Loch Ness monster?

That's the mysteriously weird sea monster that got the Mayor of Moncton's wife pregnant.

That was Cthulhu, I'm sure of it!

I have NO idea what the sign is try'n to say, but it would be enough to keep me
out of the water!!!! Weird Jelly Fish or Giant Schlong...I'm staying on the shore.

yeah, must be a new species! lol.

What's really scarey is there IS a fish that goes for the schlong. It swims up the urethra to plant eggs. Not joking. I think it lives in the Amazon river...freaky little thing!