A nun, badly needing to use the restroom, walked into a
local *******.
The place was hopping with music and loud conversation and
every once in a while 'the lights would turn off.'
Each time the lights would go out, the place would erupt
into cheers.
However, when the revelers saw the nun, the room went dead
She walked up to the bartender, and asked, 'May I please use
the restroom?
The bartender replied, 'OK, but I should warn you that there
is a statue of a naked man in there wearing only a fig
'Well, in that case, I'll just look the other way,' said the
So the bartender showed the nun to the back of the restaurant.
After a few minutes, she came back out, and the whole place
stopped just long enough to give the nun a loud round of

She went to the bartender and said, 'Sir, I don't
understand. Why did they applaud for me just because I went
to the restroom?'
'Well, now they know you're one of us,' said the bartender,
'Would you like a drink?'
'No thank you, but, I still don't understand,' said the
puzzled nun.
'You see,' laughed the bartender, 'every time someone lifts
the fig leaf on that statue, the lights go out.
Now, how about that drink?'