The teachers are probably developing their extra martial flings with one another, those repressed catholic teachers do that sort of thing.
Yep. But it still beats public school where they resort to affairs with students!
Aw gerry, you're pretty hard done by. How sad. If I were you I'd march her straight to the priest and have him explain that it's HER JOB to make pancakes when you say. Yup... that's what you oughta do.