How an accident turns into a fight.

[Ten Packs]

I rear-ended a car this morning.
So there we are alongside the road and slowly the driver gets out of the car . . .
and you know how you just get s-o-o-o stressed and then life seems to get funny?
Yeah, well, I could not believe it . . . he was a DWARF!

He storms over to my truck, looks up at me and says, "I AM NOT HAPPY!"
So, I look down at him and say, "Okay. Which one are you, then?"

. . . and that's when the fight started. . .

 

[Twila]

hmmm. Do the rest of them know Grumpy'd taken the car?

 

[lone wolf]

So ... was he Bashful?

 

[triedit]

Maybe it's Doc....

 

[lone wolf]

Sounds a bit like Sleepy....

 

[Sal]

Oh well, just knowing how bad your day was can make me feel Sneezy?

who's next folks>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

 

[lone wolf]

Truck or not, the guy who got hit had to be pretty Dopey. Whiplash anyone?

Did we get all seven?

Woof!

 

[Brinkley]

Was this a joke or did that really happen?

 

[Sal]

Was this a joke or did that really happen?

It happened. We're not sure when or where but it must have happened 'cause it is funnier than hell.

 

[lone wolf]

Dunno ... where's Snow White? Uh-oh .... maybe that's why the dwarf wasn't Happy?....

Woof!

 

[Sal]

What? The dwarf's all coked out?