i quitting being a Jew

[Dreadful Nonsense]

I'm not comfortable here being jewish.....

 

[DurkaDurka]

Would you be more comfortable being a hermaphrodite midget with anal acne?

 

[Dreadful Nonsense]

Would you be more comfortable being a hermaphrodite midget with anal acne?

stop talking sexy!!!!now i'm all horned up...
ooops i'm still jewish ..i gotta go change ....i'm thinking of being a black man....in fact....

 

[DurkaDurka]

If you put an OJ Simpson mask on I'll violate you with my acquittal glove, no lube though.

 

[Just the Facts]

So what're you gonna do? Sliced ham like Joey in Friends? :smile:

 

[Dreadful Nonsense]

If you put an OJ Simpson mask on I'll violate you with my acquittal glove, no lube though.

I don't think black men use lube....their more butch

 

[DurkaDurka]

Doc, you rasta man. Lord o mercy, booyaka-bloodclot

 

[Ariadne]

What are you ... a girl?

You change your mind about your religion as quickly as you change your hair colour?

 

[Dreadful Nonsense]

What are you ... a girl?

You change your mind about your religion as quickly as you change your hair colour?

when i was a jew it wasn't about religion..it was about my circumcision and the way i like deli and that cute lil princess i lived with Anna Banana...and the fact i think i might be jewish sort of due to nanny's boyfriend and my mom looks like a jewish lady and not like anyone in our family....

 

[gopher]

I'm not comfortable here being jewish.....

Have you thought of converting to Islam?

 

[MikeyDB]

You mean trade self-loathing for free-floating hatred.....?

 

[Curiosity]

LOL Gopher - Doc having to wash his feet in a sink? It's gonna be a while before all the footbaths in public places have been constructed... hahahaha

Doc - I thought you looked cutsie in your yarmulke.....