i quitting being a Jew


Dreadful Nonsense
#1
I'm not comfortable here being jewish.....
 
DurkaDurka
#2
Would you be more comfortable being a hermaphrodite midget with **** acne?
 
Dreadful Nonsense
#3
Quote: Originally Posted by DurkaDurkaView Post

Would you be more comfortable being a hermaphrodite midget with **** acne?

stop talking sexy!!!!now i'm all horned up...
ooops i'm still jewish ..i gotta go change ....i'm thinking of being a black man....in fact....
 
DurkaDurka
#4
If you put an OJ Simpson mask on I'll violate you with my acquittal glove, no lube though.
 
Just the Facts
#5
So what're you gonna do? Sliced ham like Joey in Friends?
 
Dreadful Nonsense
#6
Quote: Originally Posted by DurkaDurkaView Post

If you put an OJ Simpson mask on I'll violate you with my acquittal glove, no lube though.

I don't think black men use lube....their more butch
 
DurkaDurka
#7
Doc, you rasta man. Lord o mercy, booyaka-bloodclot
 
Ariadne
#8
What are you ... a girl?

You change your mind about your religion as quickly as you change your hair colour?
 
Dreadful Nonsense
#9
Quote: Originally Posted by AriadneView Post

What are you ... a girl?

You change your mind about your religion as quickly as you change your hair colour?

when i was a jew it wasn't about religion..it was about my circumcision and the way i like deli and that cute lil princess i lived with Anna Banana...and the fact i think i might be jewish sort of due to nanny's boyfriend and my mom looks like a jewish lady and not like anyone in our family....
 
gopher
#10
Quote: Originally Posted by DocDredView Post

I'm not comfortable here being jewish.....


Have you thought of converting to Islam?
 
MikeyDB
#11
You mean trade self-loathing for free-floating hatred.....?
 
Curiosity
#12
LOL Gopher - Doc having to wash his feet in a sink? It's gonna be a while before all the footbaths in public places have been constructed... hahahaha

Doc - I thought you looked cutsie in your yarmulke.....
 

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