The Jerry Springer Show.....Poll


JBeee
#1
...How much do you relate to it`s guests? (Americans only, please.)
edit>shucks,is there any wonder Osamma wants to blow the hell outta us?
lol
Last edited by JBeee; Sep 21st, 2007 at 11:20 PM..
 
triedit
#2
I could do a whole week of Springer.
 
JBeee
#3
Quote: Originally Posted by trieditView Post

I could do a whole week of Springer.

Did you get a load of the `livid lesbians` episode the other day?
Man....makes me wonder about you peeps.
Kentucky.....lol
 
Cosmo
#4
Americans only??!! What, us lesbian Canadian dykes empregnated by a Saskquatch while being abducted by aliens and giving birth to a three headed dog child are not allowed to participate here? Hrmphhh! I'll go over to Wreck Beach where I'm wanted!

 
JBeee
#5
Quote: Originally Posted by CosmoView Post

Americans only??!! What, us lesbian Canadian dykes empregnated by a Saskquatch while being abducted by aliens and giving birth to a three headed dog child are not allowed to participate here? Hrmphhh! I'll go over to Wreck Beach where I'm wanted!

Mind your own business.
 
Cosmo
#6


Fine then ... my alien implants are telling me that the Mothership will be arriving soon anyway ....

 
Colpy
#7
WE LOVE LESBIANS

WE LOVE LESBIANS

Jerry Springer?

Never heard of him.
 
Cosmo
#8
ROFLMAO ...

Pole Dance

Pole Dance

Pole Dance

Gawd, I'm embarrassed to say I actually know some of this stuff. And Colpy! You are the last person I ever expected to know the Springer Chants!!
 
triedit
#9
Ive got a crush on Steve
 
eh1eh
#10
Lesbian pole dances. I'm watching this thread! Go Cosmo Go Cosmo!
 
eh1eh
#11
Quote: Originally Posted by trieditView Post

Ive got a crush on Steve


I thought his name was Gerry.
 
Unforgiven
#12
What are you waiting for?
They're looking for guests.
Who knows where it could lead?

http://tinyurl.com/2twaf6
 
wallyj
#13
I am a lesbian trapped in a scarecrow's body. Where do I sign up?
 
mapleleafs67
#14
When I was twenty three,
I got married to a widow,
Pretty as could be.

This widow had a grown-up daughter
With flowing hair of red.
My father fell in love with her,
And soon the two were wed.

This made my dad my son-in-law
And changed my very life.
Now my daughter was my mother,
For she was my father's wife.

To complicate the matters worse,
Although it brought me joy.
I soon became the father
Of a bouncing baby boy.

My little baby then became
A brother-in-law to dad.
And so became my uncle,
Though it made me very sad.

For if he was my uncle,
Then that also made him brother
To the widow's grown-up-daughter
Who, of course, was my step-mother.

Father's wife then had a son,
Who kept them on the run.
And he became my grandson,
For he was my daughter's son,

My wife is now my mother's mother
And it makes me blue.
Because, although she is my wife,
She's my grandma too.

If my wife is my grandmother,
Then I am her grandchild.
And every time I think of it,
It simply drives me wild.

For now I have become
The strangest case you ever saw.
As the husband of my grandmother,
I am my own grandpa!
 
Tonington
#15
I love Lesbians...Byahhhhhhhhhhh!

httpwwwyoutubecomwatchvHfYzfyhS0zQ

 

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