The Jerry Springer Show.....Poll
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Did you get a load of the `livid lesbians` episode the other day?
Man....makes me wonder about you peeps.
Kentucky.....lol
Americans only??!! What, us lesbian Canadian dykes empregnated by a Saskquatch while being abducted by aliens and giving birth to a three headed dog child are not allowed to participate here? Hrmphhh! I'll go over to Wreck Beach where I'm wanted!
Mind your own business.:smile:Americans only??!! What, us lesbian Canadian dykes empregnated by a Saskquatch while being abducted by aliens and giving birth to a three headed dog child are not allowed to participate here? Hrmphhh! I'll go over to Wreck Beach where I'm wanted!
Fine then ... my alien implants are telling me that the Mothership will be arriving soon anyway ....
ROFLMAO ...
Pole Dance
Pole Dance
Pole Dance
Gawd, I'm embarrassed to say I actually know some of this stuff. And Colpy! You are the last person I ever expected to know the Springer Chants!!
Pole Dance
Pole Dance
Pole Dance
Gawd, I'm embarrassed to say I actually know some of this stuff. And Colpy! You are the last person I ever expected to know the Springer Chants!!
What are you waiting for?
They're looking for guests.
Who knows where it could lead?
http://tinyurl.com/2twaf6
They're looking for guests.
Who knows where it could lead?
http://tinyurl.com/2twaf6
When I was twenty three,
I got married to a widow,
Pretty as could be.
This widow had a grown-up daughter
With flowing hair of red.
My father fell in love with her,
And soon the two were wed.
This made my dad my son-in-law
And changed my very life.
Now my daughter was my mother,
For she was my father's wife.
To complicate the matters worse,
Although it brought me joy.
I soon became the father
Of a bouncing baby boy.
My little baby then became
A brother-in-law to dad.
And so became my uncle,
Though it made me very sad.
For if he was my uncle,
Then that also made him brother
To the widow's grown-up-daughter
Who, of course, was my step-mother.
Father's wife then had a son,
Who kept them on the run.
And he became my grandson,
For he was my daughter's son,
My wife is now my mother's mother
And it makes me blue.
Because, although she is my wife,
She's my grandma too.
If my wife is my grandmother,
Then I am her grandchild.
And every time I think of it,
It simply drives me wild.
For now I have become
The strangest case you ever saw.
As the husband of my grandmother,
I am my own grandpa!
I got married to a widow,
Pretty as could be.
This widow had a grown-up daughter
With flowing hair of red.
My father fell in love with her,
And soon the two were wed.
This made my dad my son-in-law
And changed my very life.
Now my daughter was my mother,
For she was my father's wife.
To complicate the matters worse,
Although it brought me joy.
I soon became the father
Of a bouncing baby boy.
My little baby then became
A brother-in-law to dad.
And so became my uncle,
Though it made me very sad.
For if he was my uncle,
Then that also made him brother
To the widow's grown-up-daughter
Who, of course, was my step-mother.
Father's wife then had a son,
Who kept them on the run.
And he became my grandson,
For he was my daughter's son,
My wife is now my mother's mother
And it makes me blue.
Because, although she is my wife,
She's my grandma too.
If my wife is my grandmother,
Then I am her grandchild.
And every time I think of it,
It simply drives me wild.
For now I have become
The strangest case you ever saw.
As the husband of my grandmother,
I am my own grandpa!
After 4,000 episodes, a halt for Jerry Springer's show
https://www.yahoo.com/news/4-000-episodes-halt-jerry-springers-show-203235591.html
https://www.yahoo.com/news/4-000-episodes-halt-jerry-springers-show-203235591.html
