how to touch your uvula with your tongue


hermanntrude
#1
I just discovered I can do this:

Pull your tongue back as far as it will go, bend it back on itself...

now blow! you'll feel your uvula touch your tongue, then you can press it up against the roof ouf your mouth to trap it.

weird stuff....
 
Tonington
#2
Weird! That feels very weird...
 
Twila
#3
hmm, too much time I'd say..too much time
 
Cosmo
#4
ROFLMAO ... ok, I tried it. Didn't work, but the dog sure looked at me funny when I was making the weird noises!

Now try to lick your elbow.

 
DurkaDurka
#5
I can do many things with my tongue, but sadly that isn't one of em.
 
triedit
#6
Quote: Originally Posted by DurkaDurkaView Post

I can do many things with my tongue, but sadly that isn't one of em.

That's ok Durk, you can lick MY elbow if you like...
 
lone wolf
#7
You'd be amazed at the number of folks who'd be bending and twisting into really bizarre contortions trying to lick their own uvulas ... or, is it uvulae?

Wolf
 
Dreadful Nonsense
#8
i did not know i had a vulva...i love vulvas....
 
Vereya
#9
Err.... And why would you want to do that?
 
Zan
#10
Hermanntrude...

Have you noticed that your avatar seems to disagree with pretty much everything you say?
 
Dreadful Nonsense
#11
Quote: Originally Posted by ZanView Post

Hermanntrude...

Have you noticed that your avatar seems to disagree with pretty much everything you say?

tee hee

the chimp actually looks like he is peering into the forum in disbelief
 
Twila
#12
Quote:










i did not know i had a vulva...i love vulvas..

And even with this new found knowledge you some how managed to get yourself together enough to come to the forum. I think if I found a new body part on myself I've be checking it out for a few hours....
 
hermanntrude
#13
Quote: Originally Posted by ZanView Post

Hermanntrude...

Have you noticed that your avatar seems to disagree with pretty much everything you say?

no...

he's disagreeing with creationists
 
hermanntrude
#14
Quote: Originally Posted by DocDredView Post

i did not know i had a vulva...i love vulvas....

UvUla
 
DurkaDurka
#15
is Doc making sweet love to his front bum again?
 
hermanntrude
#16
Quote: Originally Posted by DurkaDurkaView Post

is Doc making sweet love to his front bum again?

probably best not to ask

do boys have front bums?
 
DurkaDurka
#17
Quote: Originally Posted by hermanntrudeView Post

probably best not to ask

do boys have front bums?

Doc does, he is an exception to the rule.
 
eh1eh
#18
Durka, I gave you that picture as a memento of our weekend together, I didn't think you'd publish it.

BTW, I'd rather lick someone elses uvula.
 
DurkaDurka
#19
Quote: Originally Posted by eh1ehView Post

Durka, I gave you that picture as a memento of our weekend together, I didn't think you'd publish it.

BTW, I'd rather lick someone elses uvula.

haha, sorry to let you down eh1eh.
 
Dreadful Nonsense
#20
Quote: Originally Posted by TwilaView Post

And even with this new found knowledge you some how managed to get yourself together enough to come to the forum. I think if I found a new body part on myself I've be checking it out for a few hours....

i can't see the lil pics inserted in yer post Twila...i think me win98 is dying...
if i go to a link everything freezes...nightmarish surfing...*cackle cackle*

but i can still see through the rubble well enough to know i want to touch this new found body part....Twila the thought of you valiantly searching for this has sealed it..I LOVE YOU

here Me Lady of the internet so fine is a dedication to you...by the by just the finest piece of song lyric depicting for me what is LOVE on the internet..I know yer at work Twila so ya can't have a listen but the most important part i'll paste for you...uuu aaaaaaaa paste...such a sexy word..mmmmmfeminine paste rules...can't get enough feminine paste....I'll discuss how one extracts such a divine thing later

the goo goo dolls Iris:
JUST FOR TWILA:
And I'd give up forever to touch you
Cause I know that you feel me somehow
You're the closest to heaven that I'll ever be
And I don't want to go home right now


httpwwwyoutubecomwatchvSsK90GWBVLY

 
Twila
#21
Love the Goo Goo Dolls...how'd you know?
 
Dreadful Nonsense
#22
Quote: Originally Posted by TwilaView Post

Love the Goo Goo Dolls...how'd you know?

Paid off the Gods....
 
Dreadful Nonsense
#23
Quote: Originally Posted by TwilaView Post

Love the Goo Goo Dolls...how'd you know?

now can we get down to these unexplored parts of yer body....

has anyone kissed this new found thing?
 
Twila
#24
Quote:

has anyone kissed this new found thing?

well I'm trying to....just might take some more stretching though
 
hermanntrude
#25
it's not really in a kissable place, DD, not even for one as talented as yourself.

it's the dangly bit between your tonsils
 
Dreadful Nonsense
#26
Quote: Originally Posted by TwilaView Post

well I'm trying to....just might take some more stretching though

i never knew girls tried that on them selves...i know every guy has tried though..it's the next logical step! without success for me not bendy enough ...noooo it's big enough...no worries there....most won't admit it either...
 
eh1eh
#27
Quote: Originally Posted by hermanntrudeView Post

it's not really in a kissable place, DD, not even for one as talented as yourself.

it's the dangly bit between your tonsils

Yes it sounds better than it is.
 
Dreadful Nonsense
#28
Quote: Originally Posted by eh1ehView Post

Yes it sounds better than it is.

The mound of venus ain't no slouch either
 
Dreadful Nonsense
#29
Quote: Originally Posted by hermanntrudeView Post

it's not really in a kissable place, DD, not even for one as talented as yourself.

it's the dangly bit between your tonsils

dude how long ya been married...ya sound bored to tears already....

yer all jacked up on that dangly thing in yer mouth...man there are other neat places on yer wife that would entertain you much more...
i'll pm ya the details upon request...


sheesh these guys...dangly mouth thing whooopty do
 
hermanntrude
#30
Quote: Originally Posted by DocDredView Post

dude how long ya been married...ya sound bored to tears already....

yer all jacked up on that dangly thing in yer mouth...man there are other neat places on yer wife that would entertain you much more...
i'll pm ya the details upon request...


sheesh these guys...dangly mouth thing whooopty do

believe me there's no boredom. Unfortunately there is a short hiatus, as is usual after a woman gives birth.

I should add that I started the thread about an anatomic curiosity rather than anything particularly sexual. Please don't be too disappointed if I don't tittilate you DD.
 

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