Ask a dumb question thread


eh1eh
#91
Quote: Originally Posted by ImpetusView Post

Because they're still called "Ring tones"...

Why do people still print e-mails?

Muz

Because their monitor doesn't fit in their pocket.

Why are they called ring tones if the sound is not made by a bell?
 
Impetus
#92
Quote: Originally Posted by eh1ehView Post

Because their monitor doesn't fit in their pocket.

Why are they called ring tones if the sound is not made by a bell?

It's a marketing thing...better than "wav-sampled incoming call notification"...

Why do women dress to kill, then complain when someone ogles them?

Muz
 
hermanntrude
#93
just like to point out that these are supposed to be dumb questions and dumb answers. Some of you are being far too intellectual.

because they enjoy complaining (this is dumb because it's definately not true)

why are cheesecakes so good? (this is a stupid question because one should never question cheesecake)
 
Dreadful Nonsense
#94
Quote: Originally Posted by hermanntrudeView Post

just like to point out that these are supposed to be dumb questions and dumb answers. Some of you are being far too intellectual.

because they enjoy complaining (this is dumb because it's definately not true)

why are cheesecakes so good? (this is a stupid question because one should never question cheesecake)

Because they don't yell at you.

Why do they call them beefcake mags?
 
DaSleeper
#95
Quote: Originally Posted by hermanntrudeView Post


why are cheesecakes so good? (this is a stupid question because one should never question cheesecake)

Because you lose weight when you eat them.....

Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections?
 
Dreadful Nonsense
#96
jugdeing by the time stamp i think Da sleeper purposely skipped mine...
can you explain DAS..hopefully it was due to you just realy really thinking about it and not some long standing grudge.....oh the ignore feature...it seems to be turned on and off for you...sometimes you see my unquoted posts and sometimes you don't....

nevermind all....carry on....
Last edited by Dreadful Nonsense; Aug 29th, 2007 at 11:42 AM..Reason: erm note to self...it was a quoted post/hence wonders out loud!!
 
Tonington
#97
Quote: Originally Posted by DaSleeperView Post


Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections?

Because clean needles puncture the skin easier than dirty needles.

What happens if you listen to country music in reverse?
 
eh1eh
#98
Quote: Originally Posted by ToningtonView Post

Because clean needles puncture the skin easier than dirty needles.

What happens if you listen to country music in reverse?

You get your wife back, your pick up truck back, and your dog back.

Why does country music exist?
 
hermanntrude
#99
because living in the country distorts your sense of hearing and taste

what does nitric acid taste like?
 
Dreadful Nonsense
#100
Quote: Originally Posted by hermanntrudeView Post

because living in the country distorts your sense of hearing and taste

what does nitric acid taste like?

Chicken.

Why do we never taste our taste buds?
 
Tonington
#101
Quote: Originally Posted by DocDredView Post


Why do we never taste our taste buds?

Because they have no flavour.

Why is sweet and sour not actually sour at all?
 
DaSleeper
#102
Quote: Originally Posted by ToningtonView Post

Because they have no flavour.

Why is sweet and sour not actually sour at all?

Because it's too sweet......

How do “Do not walk on the grass” signs get there?
 
Philo Cojones
#103
Quote: Originally Posted by DaSleeperView Post

Because it's too sweet......

How do “Do not walk on the grass” signs get there?

Magic.

The cosmos cause us to reflect on our own mortality, and truly help us to grasp how small we are in comparison with the universe. that being said, are you wearing pants right now?
 
hermanntrude
#104
i dont know

what does dysentery taste like?
 
Dreadful Nonsense
#105
Quote: Originally Posted by hermanntrudeView Post

i dont know

what does dysentery taste like?

It goes great with deptheria water, sort of a snack item thats an aquired taste. But it's sort of tastes like locker room locker scum...that stuff on 40 year old inside locker scum ya love to lick.

How does one remove belly button lint without the sicky feeling?
 
karrie
#106
You pour candle wax in and burn it out.

why isn't the rest of the world smart enough to know when they're pissing me off?
 
eh1eh
#107
It's because you are so much smarter than the rest of the world silly.

Why do only other peoples farts smell bad?
 
DurkaDurka
#108
You can only love your own brand!

Why does Taco Bell liquefy my colon approx 10 minutes after eating it?
 
Impetus
#109
Quote: Originally Posted by DurkaDurkaView Post

You can only love your own brand!

Why does Taco Bell liquefy my colon approx 10 minutes after eating it?

Because matter cannot be destroyed, it can only be changed to another form...in this case back to its original state.

Why do people install paper rolling off the back of the roll?

Muz
 
eh1eh
#110
Quote: Originally Posted by ImpetusView Post

Because matter cannot be destroyed, it can only be changed to another form...in this case back to its original state.

Why do people install paper rolling off the back of the roll?

Muz

One of lifes mysteries. Everyone knows, or should be made aware, the paper goes over the top. End of discussion. Maybe it is easier for cats to unravel the rolls from the back. Ya that's it, it's a cat thing. Note: Dogs don't unrole the TP.

Why? ( Don't just say zed. )
 
hermanntrude
#111
why not?

why is all the text on my monitor grey all of a sudden?
 
DaSleeper
#112
Quote: Originally Posted by hermanntrudeView Post

why is all the text on my monitor grey all of a sudden?

Maybe it's colour blind.........

If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with, "Quit while you're ahead"?
 
hermanntrude
#113
some loser or another, i suppose

why don't seals have legs so they can walk like a sensible animal?
 
triedit
#114
That's what "Easter Seals" was created for--to collect charitable contributions to give seals some legs.

Were you present when your picture was taken?
 
Tonington
#115
If I were, i would have stopped whomever stole it.

What's that ringing noise in my ear...oh, my toast is burnt. I wonder what burnt toast tastes like with salmon?
 
hermanntrude
#116
it tastes like chicken

why are you looking at me in that tone of voice?
 
triedit
#117
Im using my eye teeth

Does it still work if you swallow a chewable vitamin whole?
 
Tonington
#118
Because you didn't hear me the first three times.

Why does the universal meat taste like chicken?
 
DaSleeper
#119
Does it still work if you swallow a chewable vitamin whole?

Only if you can throw up and chew again.....

Why does the universal meat taste like chicken?

Becaue it is chicken......


Could crop circles be the work of a cereal killer?
 
triedit
#120
Actually, the plants in crop circles arent killed. It would only be cereal assault.

Where is my happy ending?
 

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