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Dreadful Nonsense
#61
Quote: Originally Posted by hermanntrudeView Post

because light-bulbs are built with built-in spite, to keep the world angry.

why does coffee make u want to poop?

It's evil, it tries to empty the host in all ways possible and adds craving to the mix so you refill..


lol on yer reply hermann....
 
hermanntrude
#62
you need to ask a dumb question dude.
 
Dreadful Nonsense
#63
Why do I need to ask a dumb question?




thanks hermann...i do that driving as well...sort of nod off....
 
DaSleeper
#64
If you work in a hospital, can you call in sick?
 
hermanntrude
#65
Quote: Originally Posted by DocDredView Post

Why do I need to ask a dumb question?

You need to ask a dumb question because you want to get a dumb answer

why do squares have four sides?
 
Dreadful Nonsense
#66
Cause they don't dig Jazz and build too many walls around themselves.


Why do hippies quit?
 
55Mercury
#67
Quote: Originally Posted by DaSleeperView Post

If you work in a hospital, can you call in sick?

no, it ensures their job security

What part of 'no' don't you understand?
 
Niflmir
#68
The order, you mean 'on' right?

Where's the beef?
 
Dreadful Nonsense
#69
Quote: Originally Posted by NiflmirView Post

The order, you mean 'on' right?

Where's the beef?

In me tousers

Whats that button for?
 
hermanntrude
#70
i don't know... press it and find out

why can't we all just get along?
 
Niflmir
#71
Because he keeps coming over to my half of the internet!

Who put the bomp in the bomp-a-bomp-a-bomp?
 
hermanntrude
#72
I did

why are you represented by a smiling mushroom?
 
Niflmir
#73
Because I am not represented by a smiling Toadstool.

Why would anyone eat hog rinds?
 
Tonington
#74
Quote: Originally Posted by NiflmirView Post

Why would anyone eat hog rinds?

Because they taste better than hog rears.

Why aren't hamburgers called beefburgers ?
 
hermanntrude
#75
because they're made of ham, obviously

why the hell not?
 
Impetus
#76
Because a pig died for them.

Why do birds suddenly appear...every time you are near?

Muz

Quote: Originally Posted by NiflmirView Post

Because I am not represented by a smiling Toadstool.

Why would anyone eat hog rinds?

 
#juan
#77
Because I bribe them with bird seed

Is there a cow rind?
 
DaSleeper
#78
Quote: Originally Posted by #juanView Post

Because I bribe them with bird seed

Is there a cow rind?

No....only pork rind are low carb.....

How do you know when its time to tune your bagpipes?
 
hermanntrude
#79
when they start setting off smoke alarms

why is the world spherical when flat would be so much more interesting?
 
Locutus
#80
Quote: Originally Posted by hermanntrudeView Post

when they start setting off smoke alarms

why is the world spherical when flat would be so much more interesting?

Because all the Michael Palin travel series would have to be redone and the BBC is broke.

Who discovered that you could 'fart' with your armpit?
 
hermanntrude
#81
sir Philip ArmpitFart, after whom it was named.

Why is 1 + 1 = 2?
 
Locutus
#82
Quote: Originally Posted by hermanntrudeView Post

sir Philip ArmpitFart, after whom it was named.

Why is 1 + 1 = 2?

01100010011001010110001101100001011101010111001101 1001010000110100001010

nickciske.com/tools/binary.php (external - login to view)


Why are traffic lights red, yellow and green?
 
DaSleeper
#83
Quote: Originally Posted by LocutusView Post



Why are traffic lights red, yellow and green?

Becaue they were invented by women to gain an advantage since more men are colour blind than women.....

What hair color do they put on the driverís licenses of bald men?
 
Tonington
#84
Quote: Originally Posted by DaSleeperView Post

What hair color do they put on the driverís licenses of bald men?

N/A

Does alphabet soup contain all the letters of the alphabet, or is it more like a scrabble hand?
 
Impetus
#85
Quote: Originally Posted by ToningtonView Post

N/A

Does alphabet soup contain all the letters of the alphabet, or is it more like a scrabble hand?

There are an inordinate amount of "O's".

(Re bald license question....what ever we tell them!)

Why do you ask?

Muz
 
Dreadful Nonsense
#86
Quote: Originally Posted by ImpetusView Post

There are an inordinate amount of "O's".

(Re bald license question....what ever we tell them!)

Why do you ask?

Muz

The need to know.

Why do you need to know?
 
daisygirl
#87
Because Curiosity killed the cat
(But satisfaction brought it back)

Gee, and here all along I thought Curiosity was a really terrific lady!



If the blind man picked up a hammer and saw, what did the three blind mice do?
 
DaSleeper
#88
Quote: Originally Posted by daisygirlView Post


If the blind man picked up a hammer and saw, what did the three blind mice do?

Run baby run........


If the pen is mightier than the sword, and a picture is worth a thousand words, how dangerous is a fax?
 
eh1eh
#89
Quote: Originally Posted by DaSleeperView Post

Run baby run........


If the pen is mightier than the sword, and a picture is worth a thousand words, how dangerous is a fax?

Same danger factor as an infinite amount of monkeys on an infinite amount of typewriters.

Why do we still say 'The phone is ringing' when they mostly warble and play songs?
 
Impetus
#90
Quote: Originally Posted by eh1ehView Post

Same danger factor as an infinite amount of monkeys on an infinite amount of typewriters.

Why do we still say 'The phone is ringing' when they mostly warble and play songs?

Because they're still called "Ring tones"...

Why do people still print e-mails?

Muz
 

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