pick up lines,hope the ladies share some as well

[Dreadful Nonsense]

Ok pick up lines. Ya gotta love them, ya gotta giggle at some of them.
But they all break the ice. Maybe only to get a drink tossed at you or a giggle from a near by crowd....


Back in the day...god i use that line too much...in the 80's my last stand at the singles bar..

I had one that worked quite well...reflecting back i realized i never really approached the ladies with gratuitous sex front and centre on my mind.
Which is prolly a good piece of advice.It was always about meeting people for me first hand....If it worked out that we dated cool.

Ok so here goes....first yeah ya need to take a swig lol!

I would put myself close to the person and as i was a smoker bak in the day! i would do this sort of james bond impersonation and offer a ciggy or offer a lite...and go very serious"Pan....Peter Pan"


It always got a giggle...followed by me smiling ......

If it did not go anywhere from there...well wait for crowd to disperse or find a new bar to do it again...LOL!!you really don't want the bartender to see you do this a 12th time in one night

Actually it never turned to disaster, a couple of times the girl took a ciggy did not inhale and never asked for another....that was a great tell winkety wink..


ok got any?
remember a memoriable one from a movie or telly

 

[Walter]

One for a gay bar: "May I push in your stool?"

 

[eh1eh]

"You remind me of my mother" :roll:

 

[Walter]

From Fernwood Tonight, "You don't sweat much for a big old fat girl."

 

[Kreskin]

You look like my first wife.

You've remarried?

No, I have never been married.

 

[Dreadful Nonsense]

"You remind me of my mother" :roll:

ROFLMAO!!!!!!

Hey wait a sec!!!!
Are we not all looking for a substitute mother8O

 

[Dreadful Nonsense]

You look like my first wife.

THIS ON IT'S OWN IS PRICELESS!!!

 

[eh1eh]

ROFLMAO!!!!!!

Hey wait a sec!!!!
Are we not all looking for a substitute mother8O

That one never works. LOL

Good one, Check tag on back collar of her shirt. Then say, "Just what I thought, made in heaven"

 

[eh1eh]

"You're a prize catch, I don't know whether to eat you or mount you."

 

[Dreadful Nonsense]

Good one, Check tag on back collar of her shirt. Then say, "Just what I thought, made in heaven"

not bad not bad.....filed away....goes to PM control panel...LOL!!!

 

[Dreadful Nonsense]

"You're a prize catch, I don't know whether to eat you or mount you."

Trust me on this one......as an opening line....the drink toss ....but hey...drunk on the floor of hers floundering round will surely kick start things....winkety wink...

another one filed away..thanks eh1eh

 

[eh1eh]

"You must be from the middle east cuz baby, you da bomb"

 

[Dreadful Nonsense]

ya see i never was one for the sexual inuendo off the bat.
I always thought that was like lame in a way...but who knows what lurks behind that facade of tight clothing , legs, and make up .....i think if a girl fell for that sort of thing, she would not be for me..I could never do that even on a dare....I have always been a little more in need of wit .

 

[eh1eh]

Unless you are only looking for something short term then wit can be a good indicator of someones personality. Do they 'get it' and can they respond in kind. Wit = intelligence.

 

[tracy]

From a guy I know (must be said while winking):
What f%$s like a tiger and winks?

I laughed so hard I almost fell over. It may have been because he's generally a really quiet guy

 

[Outta here]

A guy actually said this to me when I was trying to politely decline his advances:

"oh c'mon, doncha wanna see me lick my eyebrows?"

If it wouldn't have encouraged him in his pursuit, I might have dared him to prove this talent. Didn't want to chance the stakes though.

 

[eh1eh]

Geez, I was worried about being a bit too racey but I guess you ladies have heard some zingers. Please carry on, I want to here what some gys have the nerve to say. :smile:

 

[Twila]

I would put myself close to the person and as i was a smoker bak in the day! i would do this sort of james bond impersonation and offer a ciggy or offer a lite...and go very serious"Pan....Peter Pan"

Way way cute.

 

[shadowshiv]

A guy actually said this to me when I was trying to politely decline his advances:

"oh c'mon, doncha wanna see me lick my eyebrows?"

If it wouldn't have encouraged him in his pursuit, I might have dared him to prove this talent. Didn't want to chance the stakes though.

Maybe he was a Gene Simmons wannabe?:lol:

 

[JBeee]

Ok pick up lines. Ya gotta love them, ya gotta giggle at some of them.
But they all break the ice. Maybe only to get a drink tossed at you or a giggle from a near by crowd....


Back in the day...god i use that line too much...in the 80's my last stand at the singles bar..

I had one that worked quite well...reflecting back i realized i never really approached the ladies with gratuitous sex front and centre on my mind.
Which is prolly a good piece of advice.It was always about meeting people for me first hand....If it worked out that we dated cool.

Ok so here goes....first yeah ya need to take a swig lol!

I would put myself close to the person and as i was a smoker bak in the day! i would do this sort of james bond impersonation and offer a ciggy or offer a lite...and go very serious"Pan....Peter Pan"


It always got a giggle...followed by me smiling ......

If it did not go anywhere from there...well wait for crowd to disperse or find a new bar to do it again...LOL!!you really don't want the bartender to see you do this a 12th time in one night

Actually it never turned to disaster, a couple of times the girl took a ciggy did not inhale and never asked for another....that was a great tell winkety wink..


ok got any?
remember a memoriable one from a movie or telly

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