I've just realised. Hitler was influential in a way that almost no-one thinks about.
Imagine if Hitler had never existed. You're thinking to yourself "i'd like to make my moustache more recognisable... a little different" then suddenly you consider shaving off all of it except the bit right under your nostrils. At this point in THIS Universe, you think "hang on... i'd look just like Hitler... that'd be awful. i'll go watch tv instead" In our alternate Universe where Hitler never existed this thought never springs. Possibly you decide to do exactly that and start a trend and people think of you as a cool kinda guy
All because of that arrogant shortarse austrian. He actually reduced the number of socially acceptable things to do with a moustache!
damn him
Imagine if Hitler had never existed. You're thinking to yourself "i'd like to make my moustache more recognisable... a little different" then suddenly you consider shaving off all of it except the bit right under your nostrils. At this point in THIS Universe, you think "hang on... i'd look just like Hitler... that'd be awful. i'll go watch tv instead" In our alternate Universe where Hitler never existed this thought never springs. Possibly you decide to do exactly that and start a trend and people think of you as a cool kinda guy
All because of that arrogant shortarse austrian. He actually reduced the number of socially acceptable things to do with a moustache!
damn him