Dwarf tossing laws in Canada 8O
http://www.ontla.on.ca/documents/Bills/37_Parliament/Session4/b097_e.htm
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dwarf_tossing
"In Ontario, Canada, the Dwarf Tossing Ban Act, 2003 (Bill 97 2003) was enacted, with penalties of a fine of not more than $5,000 or to imprisonment for a term of not more than six months, or to both. Interestingly, the Act does not define the terms "dwarf" or "dwarf tossing". As a result, some normal-sized people have entered into dwarf-tossing contests, calling themselves a "dwarf" despite 6-foot-plus statures"
http://www.ontla.on.ca/documents/Bills/37_Parliament/Session4/b097_e.htm
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dwarf_tossing