NORAD CODES

cortezzz
#1
say does anyone out there have access to the norad launch codes
i figure we could commandeer the existing weopons infrastructure--- and perhaps forward the info to our friends in china and venezuela---anyone.....
 
Colpy
#2
OKAY!

Consider my cage rattled.

CHINA and VENEZUELA!

China is the worst human rights offender on earth. Want to know why your beloved UN can do nothing about genocide in Sudan? CHINA..........and that is a mere fraction of 1% of the crimes that nation is guilty of.

And VENEZUELA?

Now, I was a little curious about Chavez, so I did a tiny bit of research.......enough to find out his political opponents have the misfortune to be charged with treason and tried for their lives........all I needed to know about Mr. Chavez......a feckin' Stalinist.

You boys are insane.
 
cortezzz
#3
i am a communist
i am a stalinist
i want the phucking NORAD codes
give me the PHUCKING codes now !!!!
 
cortezzz
#4
alright-- no ones coming forward

ill tell you what i have so far

i blackmailed johnny utah into giving me the following

level 1 launch code for nuke a-53-87667
target - classified

is 53655-7876376-67635425-9978746563-87876-
5656376526-89876376356527-8787367365-
NCDDRDC--656763563555-878776356-

phase 2 is

87857589-0989857857-98758574-884784-746646
787363-783783-873883673-83783763-8738-938938
NCDDRED-787363763-0938383-938773673-783763-

phase 3-

thats what i dont have--- i need the phase 3 code for nuke 53-87667

repeat the phase 3 code for nuke--53-87667

anybody..................................
 
Finder
#5
Cortezzz you are so odd.
 
cortezzz
#6
i dont need any of your compliments now

just give the code---- finder

i know you were in the military

i know they tried to mess with your mind

make it right and give the code--damn it!
 
Johnny Utah
#7
Quote: Originally Posted by cortezzz

alright-- no ones coming forward

ill tell you what i have so far

i blackmailed johnny utah into giving me the following

level 1 launch code for nuke a-53-87667
target - classified

is 53655-7876376-67635425-9978746563-87876-
5656376526-89876376356527-8787367365-
NCDDRDC--656763563555-878776356-

phase 2 is

87857589-0989857857-98758574-884784-746646
787363-783783-873883673-83783763-8738-938938
NCDDRED-787363763-0938383-938773673-783763-

phase 3-

thats what i dont have--- i need the phase 3 code for nuke 53-87667

repeat the phase 3 code for nuke--53-87667

anybody..................................

I gave you the wrong Codes! You have nothing more to black mail me with, you lose..
 
cortezzz
#8
yes --its that picture of you know what--- what you ere doing was--- illegal in 20 states

i verified the codes---you are lucky
 
Finder
#9
Quote: Originally Posted by cortezzz

yes --its that picture of you know what--- what you ere doing was--- illegal in 20 states

i verified the codes---you are lucky

I'm sure what you do is illegal in all 52 states. =-)
 
cortezzz
#10
what what what are you taking about .....
 
Finder
#11
I'm sure all 52 states would find something to charge you with, if not exicute you.
 
cortezzz
#12
like what
 
Johnny Utah
#13
Quote: Originally Posted by cortezzz

yes --its that picture of you know what--- what you ere doing was--- illegal in 20 states

i verified the codes---you are lucky

Wrong, that picture was photo-shopped, try again with you're Dan Rather Memo-Gate charges..
 
cortezzz
#14
whats done is done i have the codes
 
cortezzz
#15
preiminary phase three code

pretzel stuffer evil doer

i run this the decrypt routine and get

8787-7676740-89876764-8786563-87876380-87873
765622-82762-7265262-72672-8278272-82982-0292
CDCDSRD 67-8--38878-289282-9282-8292-92892

its obviously multiple dimensional code generating more characters than in the primary phonetic code
im going to try it out....
 
Finder
#16
I thought the dictionary of Bushisms, was that Evildoer was one word and not two? I might be wrong however.
 
cortezzz
#17
you must be wrong---
my sources tell me negative to launch code activation

im going to reboot and try agian --ill let you know
 
Finder
#18
Try defragging your hard drive too
 
cortezzz
#19
no its all good

you lied

you dont have the phase 3 code do you

you could have said

sorry cortez--i dont have the code

but NOOOOOO!

you had to pretend you did--

as if this is some kind of joke

what the matter with you!!
 
Finder
#20
Well if I had the codes the Democratic Republic of Congo would most likely have them by now.
 
cortezzz
#21
is that your cause..
 
Finder
#22
Not really, I tend to support one power one week another the next, it helps keep area's of interest unstable..

Next week it will be Burkina Faso.
 
cortezzz
#23
of course ---support means more than just saying so
it means action

i hate to bring up the codes again

do you know anyone from your military days--who might know the phase 3 code
 
Finder
#24
codes... yes.... but only to the lock on the regiments mess hall (and cheap booze)
 
cortezzz
#25
ok
ok
ok

were getting somewhere

cheap booze---

easy to access

ill settle for that
 
Martin Le Acadien
#26
Quote: Originally Posted by Finder

I'm sure all 52 states would find something to charge you with, if not exicute you.

52 States? when did somebody else get in or is Canada ready to
annex? BTW-Don't publish the codes here, Rumsfeld might get'em
and we don't need anyone at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave., Washington, DC playing with something their mothers might not approve of!
 
cortezzz
#27
do have the code martin
 
Finder
#28
Quote: Originally Posted by Martin Le Acadien

Quote: Originally Posted by Finder

I'm sure all 52 states would find something to charge you with, if not exicute you.

52 States? when did somebody else get in or is Canada ready to
annex? BTW-Don't publish the codes here, Rumsfeld might get'em
and we don't need anyone at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave., Washington, DC playing with something their mothers might not approve of!

Iraq and Afghanistan 51 and 52
 
cortezzz
#29
what about isreal
 
Finder
#30
Quote: Originally Posted by cortezzz

what about isreal

Nope
 

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