Flush before finish peeing - confessional

[Kreskin]

Come on guys, lets buck up in here. We all get about half way through then we flush. We're still going when the 1st flush is done so we have to flush twice.

Rather than build smaller water tanks to conserve water someone needs to develop a toilet that can't be flushed during a wizz.

 

[Dexter Sinister]

I admit nothing. Nobody's ever seen or heard me do that, I deny it utterly, it is completely false, a base canard, a vile rumour, started by envious critics in less favoured parts of the country where they don't have facilities that flush. You going to believe people who are still squatting over a sewer pipe in their skivvies?

 

[Jersay]

I haven't done that yet.

 

[FiveParadox]

I have never done that. It sounds sort of retarded, in my opinion.

 

[Kreskin]

The first step in the recovery process is .....

 

[TenPenny]

Personally, I don't pee or flush in the confessional.

 

[Wiskycoo]

lmao!!! omg too funny!

 

[Haggis McBagpipe]

Men actually do that? Flush midstream? Whadda buncha moonbats, no wonder it's so easy to lure 'em into spicy-labeled threads!

 

[Wiskycoo]

Yes they do, I am constantly saying," don't flush the bloody toilet until your completely done!" LOL

 

[summitguy]

Re: RE: Flush before finish peeing - confessional

Men actually do that? Flush midstream? Whadda buncha moonbats, no wonder it's so easy to lure 'em into spicy-labeled threads!

hahaha, you have us all figured out.

 

[In Between Man]

Come on guys, lets buck up in here. We all get about half way through then we flush. We're still going when the 1st flush is done so we have to flush twice.

Rather than build smaller water tanks to conserve water someone needs to develop a toilet that can't be flushed during a wizz.

Okay, I have definitely done this in the past, and I don't know why some guys to it. Impatient?

Happy to say that I've beaten this bad habit though...

 

[Cliffy]

Okay, I have definitely done this in the past, and I don't know why some guys to it. Impatient?

Happy to say that I've beaten this bad habit though...

I found an easy solution. I sit down. Don't see the handle till I stand up. Avoids all the splashing and need to wash the bowl every day. One of my exs taught me that. It was either sit or wash the bowl myself. I hate washing toilet bowls!

 

[In Between Man]

I found an easy solution. I sit down. Don't see the handle till I stand up. Avoids all the splashing and need to wash the bowl every day. One of my exs taught me that. It was either sit or wash the bowl myself. I hate washing toilet bowls!

I'm going to cut and paste this onto wordpad in case you decide to delete this. I can't believe you just admitted that you pee sitting down! :laughing6:

 

[Cliffy]

I'm going to cut and paste this onto wordpad in case you decide to delete this. I can't believe you just admitted that you pee sitting down! :laughing6:

Why would I delete it. I am secure enough in my masculinity to openly say that I sit down. I know there is some who think that only queers sit down, but they are closet queens who are not secure in who they are.;-)
I also openly admit to carrying a purse. I openly carry a purse. Does it make me any less of a man. And at 63, do you think I care what anybody thinks about it?:lol:

 

[Machjo]

Come on guys, lets buck up in here. We all get about half way through then we flush. We're still going when the 1st flush is done so we have to flush twice.

Rather than build smaller water tanks to conserve water someone needs to develop a toilet that can't be flushed during a wizz.

I usually flush before I'm finished peeing, but have never had to flush twice. The timing's just right, so I'm done just before the toilet is.

If you can't get your timing right, that's your problem.

 

[In Between Man]

Why would I delete it. I am secure enough in my masculinity to openly say that I sit down. I know there is some who think that only queers sit down, but they are closet queens who are not secure in who they are.;-)
I also openly admit to carrying a purse. I openly carry a purse. Does it make me any less of a man. And at 63, do you think I care what anybody thinks about it?:lol:

I suppose I can admire someone who doesn't care what others think. :smile:

 

[Cliffy]

I usually flush before I'm finished peeing, but have never had to flush twice. The timing's just right, so I'm done just before the toilet is.

If you can't get your timing right, that's your problem.

Wipe that smug look off your pee coloured ball, dude.:lol:

 

[In Between Man]

I usually flush before I'm finished peeing, but have never had to flush twice. The timing's just right, so I'm done just before the toilet is.

If you can't get your timing right, that's your problem.

That might been part of the reason why some men do that, its a game.

 

[Kreskin]

I usually flush before I'm finished peeing, but have never had to flush twice. The timing's just right, so I'm done just before the toilet is.

If you can't get your timing right, that's your problem.

You nailed it Macho. It's an art to flush knowing precisely what volume is left and fast it will happen. The last drop should be at the bottom of the flush cycle.

 

[Cliffy]

I suppose I can admire someone who doesn't care what others think. :smile:

Really, if you are always trying to pleas others or worried what others think of you, you are not being true to yourself. If you can't be true to yourself, well then, you can't be trusted. Most people live their lives trying to live up to everybody else's expectations and never get to know who they are, what they want or what will make them happy. I think that is why cancer has reached epidemic proportions. All these people are angry because they never get to do what they want (and may not even know it), and anger does eat you up inside.