Where do you hide the bodies?

[Kreskin]

I'm running out of room under the house and want to know what everyone else does with theirs.

 

[Said1]

Basement. Mines dirt. make sure to dig deep or else the dog and cat will dig them up and play with them. really grosss and hard to expain when family and friends come to visit.

 

[Haggis McBagpipe]

:lol: I bring 'em here, they're tucked all over the place around this forum. If you see a dark dusty corner, a closer look will probaby reveal a body.

 

[Kreskin]

Said - that's why I stopped using the garden..damn neighbours dog.

Haggis - you're serial material.

 

[Haggis McBagpipe]

Re: RE: Where do you hide the bodies?

Sometimes I have to mince 'em up a bit, make 'em fit better in the nooks and crannies. Especially the ones I've got in the political threads. Mouldering bodies right left and centre. No wonder people get so cranky in there. :x

 

[Sassylassie]

That's why I bought the other-half a table saw, burr-burr. Then put the parts in the compost bin close to the bottom--is always best.

 

[Kreskin]

That's why I bought the other-half a table saw, burr-burr. Then put the parts in the compost bin close to the bottom--is always best.

Did you see any good wood chippers at the auction?

 

[Haggis McBagpipe]

Do you save the eyeballs? Convenient to keep on hand for hors d'oeuvres, and when flattened and dried, make clever coasters.

 

[Sassylassie]

No I use them to make necklaces. Not only do I have a third eye I have a fourth and fifth.

 

[Kreskin]

I use the eyes for my cloning experiments.

 

[Haggis McBagpipe]

I find that the fingers, painted and decorated with amusing faces, make good chess pawns.

 

[cortez]

why hide them?
i stuff them and hang them on the wall

 

[Haggis McBagpipe]

Re: RE: Where do you hide the bodies?

why hide them?
i stuff them and hang them on the wall

Yes, well, but we're talking about when you run out of space on the walls, Cortez.

 

[FiveParadox]

I hide them in another dimension — the Delta State.

 

[cortez]

Oh, sorry-- I forgot to include the ones I have sitting at the dinner table....and on the sofa.... and in the beds.... and on the toilets....

 

[FiveParadox]

Ew ... in the beds, like in bed? Kind of like that rather chilling morgue-like tale that's floating somewhere about this forum?

 

[cortez]

Well, I find that if they are hogging space at night you can just shove them out of bed onto the floor, they don' t hog the covers, and they dont want to yak all night.....

 

[Haggis McBagpipe]

:lol: :lol: That's true, the ones in the bed are a pain. If they ain't yakking, they're mouldering, which makes a helluva mess of the sheets.

 

[Kreskin]

Re: RE: Where do you hide the bodies?

Oh, sorry-- I forgot to include the ones I have sitting at the dinner table....and on the sofa.... and in the beds.... and on the toilets....

That's as good as hiding them. No one will check them on the toilet or on the sofa. Need a good air freshener - like Glade. No one will suspect a thing.

 

[FiveParadox]

Unless, of course, you purchase their new Relaxing Decay scent.

Biggest waste of $4.99 in a long time ...