Don't eat and go to bed, your genitals will explode.

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Sublime

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When you eat a large meal, a large amout of blood has to be rushed to your stomach to help digest the food, this means you have less blood in more important parts of your body like brain and heart, and for reproductive reasons...your penis.

You could get a blood clot in your brain or heart, or a really bad one in your genetils, making your member explode.

I swear on gods I don't beleive in, thats what my friend who's studying to become a doctor at The University of Western Ontario told me.

P.S. I'm secretly inlove with her, but she cant know that because I just got over my last girlfriend I don't want to give the Idea that I'm on the rebound and I just wanna get in her sweet sweet pants...yet.....she's hot...

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Jay

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RE: Don't eat and go to bed, your genetils will explode.

The University of Western Ontario


My wife went there, and I'm sitting about a 10 minute drive from there.
 
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Sublime

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Re: RE: Don't eat and go to bed, your genetils will explode.

Jay said:
The University of Western Ontario


My wife went there, and I'm sitting about a 10 minute drive from there.
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Jay,
you are a god amongst mere mortals.
 
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Jay

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RE: Don't eat and go to bed, your genetils will explode.

That is what they tell me.... :D
 
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Sublime

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Re: RE: Don't eat and go to bed, your genetils will explode.

Jay said:
That is what they tell me.... :D
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Who tells you?

P.S. what does P.S. stand for anyway??

Hello time bomb is a kick ass song!
 
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Said1

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Dexter Sinister said:
You know the old expression about going from the sublime to the ridiculous?
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Ba-dum-bump. :D

Take my wife, PLEASE.

Not literally, I don't have a wife. My ex on the other hand, take him, I'll pay you. :evil:
 
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cortez

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Hey, Jay, I think you should pop on over to the University, and check out Sublime's girlfriend, and see just how HOT she is...
 
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Hank C

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Toro said:
Sublime

Go charm her. Tell her you need an eximination. That'll work.

Oh, and

UNIVERSITY OF TORONTO > Western Ontario girlie-men
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yea bud, the trick in telling whether she like you or not is if she wears the plastic gloves or not. :lol:
 
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