Don't eat and go to bed, your genitals will explode.


Sublime
#1
When you eat a large meal, a large amout of blood has to be rushed to your stomach to help digest the food, this means you have less blood in more important parts of your body like brain and heart, and for reproductive reasons...your *****.

You could get a blood clot in your brain or heart, or a really bad one in your genetils, making your member explode.

I swear on gods I don't beleive in, thats what my friend who's studying to become a doctor at The University of Western Ontario told me.

P.S. I'm secretly inlove with her, but she cant know that because I just got over my last girlfriend I don't want to give the Idea that I'm on the rebound and I just wanna get in her sweet sweet pants...yet.....she's hot...

<edited to make small change in subject line>
 
Jay
#2
The University of Western Ontario


My wife went there, and I'm sitting about a 10 minute drive from there.
 
Sublime
#3
Quote: Originally Posted by Jay

The University of Western Ontario


My wife went there, and I'm sitting about a 10 minute drive from there.

Jay,
you are a god amongst mere mortals.
 
Jay
#4
That is what they tell me....
 
Sublime
#5
Quote: Originally Posted by Jay

That is what they tell me....

Who tells you?

P.S. what does P.S. stand for anyway??

Hello time bomb is a kick *** song!
 
Haggis McBagpipe
#6
Quote: Originally Posted by Sublime


P.S. what does P.S. stand for anyway??

Post Script
 
Sublime
#7
Quote: Originally Posted by Haggis McBagpipe

Quote: Originally Posted by Sublime


P.S. what does P.S. stand for anyway??

Post Script

I knew you'd answer.
 
Haggis McBagpipe
#8
Quote: Originally Posted by Sublime

Quote: Originally Posted by Haggis McBagpipe

Quote: Originally Posted by Sublime


P.S. what does P.S. stand for anyway??

Post Script

I knew you'd answer.

Only because I knew you'd ask.
 
Sublime
#9
Quote: Originally Posted by Haggis McBagpipe

Quote: Originally Posted by Sublime

Quote: Originally Posted by Haggis McBagpipe

Quote: Originally Posted by Sublime


P.S. what does P.S. stand for anyway??

Post Script

I knew you'd answer.

Only because I knew you'd ask.

This is bull****....I cant even be confusing anymore.........
 
Dexter Sinister
#10
You know the old expression about going from the sublime to the ridiculous?
 
Said1
#11
Quote: Originally Posted by Dexter Sinister

You know the old expression about going from the sublime to the ridiculous?

Ba-dum-bump.

Take my wife, PLEASE.

Not literally, I don't have a wife. My ex on the other hand, take him, I'll pay you.
 
cortez
#12
Hey, Jay, I think you should pop on over to the University, and check out Sublime's girlfriend, and see just how HOT she is...
 
Toro
#13
Sublime

Go charm her. Tell her you need an eximination. That'll work.

Oh, and

UNIVERSITY OF TORONTO > Western Ontario girlie-men
 
Hank C
#14
Quote: Originally Posted by Toro

Sublime

Go charm her. Tell her you need an eximination. That'll work.

Oh, and

UNIVERSITY OF TORONTO > Western Ontario girlie-men

yea bud, the trick in telling whether she like you or not is if she wears the plastic gloves or not.
 

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