Five deadly minutes.

Okay, would you guys please stop being so damn amusing for five @#%$$@#%!$% minutes so that I can exit this board for a few hours and get some work done??

Next person who posts even one funny or interesting item in the next five minutes - and by god I'm watching - is going to be tortured, banned, and turned into a pretzel.

funny or interesting item

So, what's life like as a pretzel, Rohan?

I am happy that I didn't get the pretzel treatment,unlike poor Salty[I mean,Rohan]

So the question is Haggis: do you like them hard or soft?

Pretzels I mean... get your mind out of the gutter.

No comment from dirty minded Jay!

My, what wicked wags wander these threads. . . .

Five minutes is up.
Carry on chaps.
Not you Rohan. You canna spel propalie and your grandmar is lousy. You kneed to take lessons from 5Par or the Haggis on how to con struct a sentince that is sensabil.
:P

Yes, five minutes is up and what am I doing back in here? Rohan, if you have some self-discipline for sale, I'll take a six-pack of the stuff. In fact, I'll sell my soul for it. No wait, I'll sell Zoofer for it. That way you can torment him in hell for his remarks.

Gonna have to beat Said1's offer of $1.49

Thats a lot of loot for what yer' get.

Whilst you've got him/her there, could you ask him/her for next weeks lottery numbers please?

5, 11, 14, 23, 30, 44

. . . or thereabouts.

Haggis, I'll watch your back. I will post something really-really boring. Today I spent the afternoon cleaning up dogs poo, the entire winters worth. Hows that for boring?

Gambling is a sin and a long shot.

Libra Girl is suitably chastised.. and promises to mend her sinful ways.

But can I just use the numbers first, one last time? :P

Well, you guys, the five minutes of which I speak was actually this morning. All is well now. Some (not all) work was accomplished.

Now he tells us!

No he doesn't.

But SHE does.

lol k then, she.

I only did it till I needed glasses.