Serious Stuff Poll #1


View Poll Results: Do you do sock, sock, shoe, shoe, or sock, shoe, sock, shoe?
Well, obviously, you can only do sock, sock, then shoe, shoe! 9 60.00%
Always sock, shoe, sock shoe. The other is morally wrong. 0 0%
My feet go nekkid, no socks, no shoes, no worries. 0 0%
Socks? It's shoe, shoe for me. 0 0%
This is the stupidest serious stuff question I have ever seen. 2 13.33%
This is too serious for me, I have to give it some more thought. 4 26.67%
Voters: 15. You may not vote on this poll

Haggis McBagpipe
#1
Okay, kids, it's time for our first Serious Stuff Poll. I hope to see many votes, as well as your own contribution in creating new Serious Stuff Polls.
 
zoofer
#2
You are assuming everyone has feet. Well last night after a few sips of red wine I happened to party with a dozen mermaids.
This may sound fishy but it is fair um skookum factual.
Cali Red. 12% alcohol.
Filtered the pips and skins out thru my golf socks.
 
cortez
#3
Quote: Originally Posted by Haggis McBagpipe

Okay, kids, it's time for our first Serious Stuff Poll. I hope to see many votes, as well as your own contribution in creating new Serious Stuff Polls.


but what about the third foot?
 
zoofer
#4
That one I dont' use as a rule.
 
cortez
#5
Quote: Originally Posted by zoofer

That one I dont' use as a rule.


you might try using it
i never did untill i started learning to play the guitar and then i found it quite use full for tapping out triplet rhythums
 
Haggis McBagpipe
#6
Quote: Originally Posted by cortez


but what about the third foot?

Well, now that explains your signature!
 
cortez
#7
Quote: Originally Posted by Haggis McBagpipe

Quote: Originally Posted by cortez


but what about the third foot?

Well, now that explains your signature!

yaeh your right it the syntax has a kindof loose triplet swing fell to it
 
Haggis McBagpipe
#8
Quote: Originally Posted by cortez

Quote: Originally Posted by Haggis McBagpipe

Quote: Originally Posted by cortez


but what about the third foot?

Well, now that explains your signature!

yaeh your right it the syntax has a kindof loose triplet swing fell to it

Hmm, so instead of 'beat me daddy, eight to the bar', we might be looking at 'triple sock shoe, daddy, three to the beat'?
 
cortez
#9
Quote: Originally Posted by Haggis McBagpipe

Quote: Originally Posted by cortez

Quote: Originally Posted by Haggis McBagpipe

Quote: Originally Posted by cortez


but what about the third foot?

Well, now that explains your signature!

yaeh your right it the syntax has a kindof loose triplet swing fell to it

Hmm, so instead of 'beat me daddy, eight to the bar', we might be looking at 'triple sock shoe, daddy, three to the beat'?


tri- left foot
ple-right foot
sock -third foot
shoe-left foot
dad-right foot
dy-third foot
three- left foot
to-right foot
the-third foot
beat-left foot

no - doesnt work
theres an extra beat
i need a fourth foot to take deal with the extraneous beat

where the hell am i going to get a 4th foot?

you ve messed me up!!!
 
Haggis McBagpipe
#10
Quote: Originally Posted by cortez

where the hell am i going to get a 4th foot?

Why, you just need a second yardstick, and voila, you have your fourth foot and two to spare.
 
jimmoyer
#11
Okay okay okay. So we weren't satisfied with just a
simple question of what sequence of putting socks
and shoes on.

So Somebody has to think outside of the box and
add another foot to this matter ?

Let's all get back inside the box.

That way the outside room stays a little neat and
clutter-free.
 
FiveParadox
#12
Four feet? I'm confused! I only have two. Well ... depending on your terminology, though ... er. Yes. Okay, well that's good. Socks first, shoes last. Wouldn't have it any other way.
 
Haggis McBagpipe
#13
Quote: Originally Posted by jimmoyer

So Somebody has to think outside of the box and
add another foot to this matter ?

I agree. My god, some people, when you give them an inch they take a foot.

Speaking of which, is that other nekkid footsie getting chilly while you're clothing the first?
 
Curiosity
#14
Shoe shoe - sock sock

Keeps the shoes cleaner.
 
zoofer
#15
In that case WC, why not sock shoe sock, sock shoe sock.

May as well be comfortable while keeping the shoes clean.
 
zoofer
#16
Quote: Originally Posted by cortez

Quote: Originally Posted by zoofer

That one I dont' use as a rule.


you might try using it
i never did untill i started learning to play the guitar and then i found it quite use full for tapping out triplet rhythums

I meant as a ruler. Leastwise not anymore since I felt a fool in school doing that.
:P
 
cortez
#17
Quote: Originally Posted by jimmoyer

Okay okay okay. So we weren't satisfied with just a
simple question of what sequence of putting socks
and shoes on.

So Somebody has to think outside of the box and
add another foot to this matter ?

Let's all get back inside the box.

That way the outside room stays a little neat and
clutter-free.


well doesnt THAT work nicely

do you know WHERE i found my 4th-foot

INSIDE that proverbial
BOX

thanks to you, oh agent in the service of serendipity,
i have now realized
one of my life long musical aspirations

a forth foot to not only emphasize the STRONG beats but to deal with virtually any EXTRANEOUS beats
hey i can now finally play all that rythmically chaotic modern CRAPHOUSEN stuff- on my acoustic toaster- UNPLUGGED! and in perfect time

I CANNOT THANK YOU ENOUGH

OH JOY!!!

but wait a vision comes to cortez.........

.................
well i would like to thank Frank the goat and ...my mom and.........and finally to thank jim moyer for suggesting in an oblique way to LOOK inside the box rather than think outside it
...the crowd laughs politely......
bbut seriously it was only because i didnt know what thw word THINK meant- the crowd at the canadian juno awards laugh heartly..... I still dont...........wild laughter from the crowd
cortez walks back to his seat waving to the adoring crowd,,,as Ben Muroney, the moderator says..... whoa give a hand ladies and gentlemen...arnt GOAT WORSHIPPERS a HOOT!!!!.........
crowd continous to laugh...................
 
Sassylassie
#18
What if one wears panty hose most of the time, or the dreaded knee highs. Guys really hate those don't they girls, exspecially if a lass wears knee highs with a dress.
 
Haggis McBagpipe
#19
Quote: Originally Posted by Sassylassie

What if one wears panty hose most of the time, or the dreaded knee highs.

Pantyhose should be made illegal. Terrible, evil garment!
 
Haggis McBagpipe
#20
Now this is a realy problem. There are only twelve poll results despite there being a gadzillion members on this forum. C'mon, spit it out, boys and girls. We cannot possibly have a well-run forum unless we know whether you sock, sock, shoe, shoe or sock, shoe, sock, shoe.
 

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