Let's Ban Non Essential Products From The Arab World


missile
#1
Let's see; Figs and dates...surely we can go without those tasty fig bars and date squares,eh? And who needs to eat camel jerky anyway? We could also stop the importation of turbans.They are so out of fashion[just ask Quentin and Stacey of What not to Wear]. Other products we could ban would be welcomed as suggestions,too.
 
MMMike
#2
Quote: Originally Posted by missile

Let's see; Figs and dates...surely we can go without those tasty fig bars and date squares,eh? And who needs to eat camel jerky anyway? We could also stop the importation of turbans.They are so out of fashion[just ask Quentin and Stacey of What not to Wear]. Other products we could ban would be welcomed as suggestions,too.

I have sworn off Fig Newtons for life, Missile! Really, what do they export except for oil anyways? Maybe we can go burn down their embassies around here.
 
missile
#3
Another idea of mine is to have Agriculture Canada check every Arab coming into Canada for beard lice..if just one got in,it could ruin our entire ecosystem. Cat Stevens fans: Burn all your recordings. You're aiding and abetting the enemies of Freedom by even listening to his pap! burning down their embassies is a good idea,too, but we have to use good Canadian hardwood and matches to get the job done...none of that filthy imported oil!
 

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