I'm a writer, photographer and editor, I do the editing 'cause it's easy, the writing 'cause it's interesting, and the photography 'cause it's really fun.
I am in training, though, to be a Professional Lazy Bum, Level IV. I'm halfway there, I've got my doctorate in Utter Lack of Ambition, my Bachelor of Flop Citying, and my Bachelor of Pure Laziness, now I'm working on my PhD in Procrastination. I'm writing my thesis now, but, well, it's a bit awkward. In order to get the degree, I have to write the thesis, but since procrastination is imperative, I can't get around to writing it, and, well, you can see this is no easy thing.
<edited to add: Sassy, this is a great idea for a thread!>