Well since you guys have such a big problem with how I use the phone I pay for, I decided to submit a script for your review and approval. If approved, I will forward to my child for his use.
Scenario 1. Newspaper subscription phone call.
Bring Bring
A: Hello, this is Green Greta's house, may I help you?
N: this is the Toronto sun, would you be interested in a subscription?
A: You should be advised that your call may be monitored for quality assurance, and while I appreciate your need to plaster people’s private matters on the front page, I find I am not interested in your paper. But, thank you again for calling and you have a nice day.
Scenario 2. Policeman Ball Tickets
Bring Bring
A: Hello, this is Green Greta's house, may I help you?
P: Good day, this is the policemans ball calling. Would you be able to support us this year?
A: You should be advised that your call may be monitored for quality assurance. and no I’m afraid that all my donation money went to much more important causes this year. But, thank you for calling and you have a nice day.
Scenario 3. Solicitation for Votes by any party
Bring Bring
A: Hello, this is Green Greta's house, may I help you?
P: Hi there, this is the ---- party, can I count on you for your support this year?
A: You should be advised that your call may be monitored for quality assurance. I do not support your party as you have lied numerous times in the past. I do not support your party as you are unable to keep any promises you make. I will not vote for your party as I am not of voting age. But thank you very much for calling and you have a terrific day....
Scenario 1. Newspaper subscription phone call.
Bring Bring
A: Hello, this is Green Greta's house, may I help you?
N: this is the Toronto sun, would you be interested in a subscription?
A: You should be advised that your call may be monitored for quality assurance, and while I appreciate your need to plaster people’s private matters on the front page, I find I am not interested in your paper. But, thank you again for calling and you have a nice day.
Scenario 2. Policeman Ball Tickets
Bring Bring
A: Hello, this is Green Greta's house, may I help you?
P: Good day, this is the policemans ball calling. Would you be able to support us this year?
A: You should be advised that your call may be monitored for quality assurance. and no I’m afraid that all my donation money went to much more important causes this year. But, thank you for calling and you have a nice day.
Scenario 3. Solicitation for Votes by any party
Bring Bring
A: Hello, this is Green Greta's house, may I help you?
P: Hi there, this is the ---- party, can I count on you for your support this year?
A: You should be advised that your call may be monitored for quality assurance. I do not support your party as you have lied numerous times in the past. I do not support your party as you are unable to keep any promises you make. I will not vote for your party as I am not of voting age. But thank you very much for calling and you have a terrific day....