Tried and true Home Remedies.


Ten Packs
#1
(# 2 &3 could be especially handy for Rev.)


1. If you are choking on an ice cube, don't panic. Simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat and presto. The blockage will be almost instantly removed.

2. Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold them while you chop away.

3. Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat by simply using the sink.

4. For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. Remember to use a timer.

5. A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.

6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you will be afraid to cough.

7. Have a bad toothache? Smash your thumb with a hammer and you will forget about the toothache.
 
Cosmo
#2
I especially like 2 but not so sure my better half will go for it. She definitely would employ 5 with me ... I'm notorious for sleeping through a dozen snoozes!

Good one.
 
no1important
#3
Number 5 is actually a good idea, especially if I don't get a full 8 hours sleep during the night...

edited to add I can spell as well as a mouse.
 
Ocean Breeze
#4
good ones 10 pks.
 

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