Drunks removed from Seniors home

[Twila]

Drunk Moose cause ruckus

 

[Jay]

The meat is already marinated in a nice apple wine....just slip it into the oven.

 

[Twila]

RE: Drunks removed from S

Hi Jay! You've been away for awhile! You back for a bit then?

 

[Ocean Breeze]

Re: RE: Drunks removed from Seniors home

The meat is already marinated in a nice apple wine....just slip it into the oven.

:lol: :lol: :lol:

what a hoot. !! Great story........


(great to see ya back Jay...

 

[zenfisher]

Drunk moose in the middle of the room and she's stinkin' to high heaven... with apologies to Louden and Judd. :clown: :reindeer:

 

[missile]

It was just a matter of time before Bullwinkle went over to the Dark Side

 

[Jay]

Re: RE: Drunks removed from S

Hi Jay! You've been away for awhile! You back for a bit then?

Hi Twila!!

I'm back for a bit; we will see how it goes. Thanks for noticing. (You have always been one of my favorite posters around here)

 

[Jay]

Re: RE: Drunks removed from Seniors home

The meat is already marinated in a nice apple wine....just slip it into the oven.

:lol: :lol: :lol:

what a hoot. !! Great story........


(great to see ya back Jay...

Thanks Ocean.

 

[Twila]

I'm back for a bit; we will see how it goes. Thanks for noticing. (You have always been one of my favorite posters around here)

Your making me blush

 

[missile]

According to Yahoo news,it was a herd of drunken elk. If true,then apologies to the Moose.

 

[Jay]

The moose are always getting the bad end of the press even when we all know it is the elk who cause all the problems.

 

[missile]

Yes,people just assume that because the moose isn't the cutest animal in the woods,that he is a bad one. The only fault moose have is the unfortunate habit of walking into moving vehicles .

 

[Jay]

And charging trains during rutting season....bad moose, bad.


I heard a stat that says over 14 thousand accidents in Ontario (this year) have been caused by deer in one way shape or form. They are brewing for some bad press too. (but they are so cute, people turn a blind eye to them)

 

[missile]

Deer are cuter tho..and a lot lighter. Another reason why the moose is discriminated against[kind of the same as larger women in our society]. On the other hand,the moose is the symbol on our local Moosehead Beer..a tasty little brew

 

[Jay]

Saint Johns folk are very resourceful and never wasteful. They don't have wheat and barley, but there are a lot of moose around, and the people need beer. No one eats the moose head. Grind it up, let it ferment for awhile, and Boom, you have beer.

 

[missile]

So,it's deer season here and my brother in law has been out booting thru the woods vainly searching for a kill & came home to find a buck and two does on his front lawn. Too bad He lives in a heavily populated subdivision.

 

[Jay]

Use a bow.


We have a serious problem in the city of London Ontario with deer populations right now.

 

[GreenGreta]

Jay you live in London???

Shit I was there last week. At the Lamplighter Inn in fact. Nice little town you have there. Very Friendly.

Too bad I missed ya

 

[Jay]

Yes it is a friendly town/city. Thanks.

Perhaps next time.....

 

[Jo Canadian]

Re: RE: Drunks removed from Seniors home

Use a bow.

:lol: You'd have to be a reeeeeeally good shot if you do though, dropping a deer with one arrow would be tricky. Could you imagine having to chase the wounded beast through the neighbourhood with a bow, then carry it back when finally caught...I'm sure the police would have a few questions to ask :lol:

Use a slingshot. Once you bean one of them on the Ass they'll be more likely to pick another neighbours yard. :lol: