What the internet thinks you need


peapod
#1
1) Go to google
2) Next type in "[your name] needs"
3) Press the search button
4) Record what google thinks you need so people can get a good laugh.

According to google these are the top five things that I need:


1. Peapod needs money in the near term

2. Because logistics is All About trade-offs, Peapod needs to look At All those ...and as The market and customers' expectations change.

3.Peapod needs many deliveries a day to make up for a small return per transaction.

4. Peapod needs someone to deliver the groceries on time. What about a staff to handle all those emails for a large corporation.

5. Analysts say Peapod needs to reduce fulfillment expenses—costs related to delivery and infrastructure.
 
Hard-Luck Henry
#2
Hey, p - I typed what you said but clicked "I'm Feeling Lucky" instead. Wait 'til you see what came up:

Check it out


How mad is that?
 
Hard-Luck Henry
#3
Henry needs ...

1) ... another month to recover.

2) ... a haircut.

3) ... a loving home.

4) ... surgery.

5) ... a partner for offense to sizzle.
 
Diamond Sun
#4
Diamond Sun didn't work, so I had to use my real name (which I've replaced with Diamond Sun below):

"Diamond Sun" needs to borrow a bikini from Jo but she can’t find it in her drawer. (Too weird, since I have a friend named Jo)

"Diamond Sun" needs an experienced and understanding home

Diamond Sun needs two-to-three hours of therapy a day to overcrome autism.

DIAMOND SUN NEEDS TO BE FOUND OUT!!!

Diamond Sun needs it now.

That is pretty funny actually!
 
zenfisher
#5
Hmmm... Mine came up with new leadership...and no election in sight.
 
missile
#6
Cool! I am a character in a proposed animated series[partly written by Steve Smith!!] called The Bureaucrat.
 
no1important
#7
All I get is posts and profiles from the few forums I belong too.
 
Twila
#8
1.First and foremost, Sandra needs to be punched in the neck. (bloody hell! that's disturbing!)

2.I think that Sandra needs your assistance to bring this to the forefront within your sphere of influence.

3.But to get this information Sandra needs to recover some of the transmitters.

4.Also, our Sandra needs not to be confused with the porn star Sandra Dee, there is absolutely no connection there. (this one I agree with!!! lol)

Also found:

www.livejournal.com/users/waffler/230914.html (external - login to view)
They also know what I need!
 
Andygal
#9
Quote:

All I get is posts and profiles from the few forums I belong too.

Same here. I guess I just don't need anything lol.
 
Ten Packs
#10
I typed in "ten packs" and "feeling lucky" - I wound up with the official site for the Texas Rangers baseball team...

HUH?
 
manda
#11
Amanda needs to be loved

Amanda needs a mom in her corner with lots of time and attention to give her

Amanda needs herself a widescreen T.V

Amanda needs to suck on a pacifier to clear her ears?!
 
manda
#12
I also typed in manda, and this is what I got:

manda-needs her bunny glowsticks
Manda needs to chill out 'cause she wrote on...(fill in blank; google didn't)

Manda Needs To Play More Games And We Shall Save Her
Manda needs better ...(fill in blank, google didn't)
 
Jo Canadian
#13
My e-mail always thinks I need enlargements of sorts.

With the google search I got this:


Quote:

[IPRP] Universal Access
A Canadian Access Strategy needs to create familiarity with the technology, ...
Jo Sutton has a BEd from the University of London, and an MA in Social and ...
www.fis.utoronto.ca/research/...gender/ws.html (external - login to view) - 21k - Cached - Similar pages

Department of Educational Studies
Jo-Anne Dillabough A ssociate Professor Office: Ponderosa G 13 ... the expressed
educational and social needs of Canadian youth and the associated ...
www.edst.educ.ubc.ca/faculty/dillabough.htm (external - login to view) - 19k - Cached - Similar pages

Books at Random House of Canada - Author Spotlight: Mary Jo Salter
Mary Jo Salter was born in Grand Rapids, Michigan, and grew up in Detroit and
Baltimore ... And yet “Who needs to be correct / more often... click for more> ...
www.randomhouse.ca/catalog/au...authorid=26761 (external - login to view) - 22k - Cached - Similar pages

Top Eight Reasons NOT to immigrate to Canada
... from we don't need *******s like him in Canada good riddance Shocked ...
Last edited by Jo Canadian on May 6th, 2005 6:58 pm; edited 1 time in total ...
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zenfisher
#14
Hmmm...& you didn't get a really good cup a coffee Jo ?
 
manda
#15
he he he, I typed in "manda needs" and hit I'm feeling Lucky, it brought me right to this thread!
 

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