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1. juan
Short for marijuana; a synonym of the wacky weed, the reefer, and the force. Often used around the boys in blue so they won't know you're actually talking around weed.(in front of the cops)
Tom: "So did you go on the hunt for the green october yesterday?"
Brad: "Hell yeah dogg I've got juan in the trunk right now?"
Cop: "Sir, I'm gonna have to search your trunk. You're suspected of sneaking dirty Mexicans across the border."
Brad: "Shit...uh...OK."
(cop searches trunk)
Cop: "What is all this, oregano?"
Brad: "Um...uh...yes it is, sir. I was...um...about to start up a pizza place."
Cop: "I see."
Cop (on radio): "He's clean."
Cop: "Just don't be sneaking any Mexicans across, y'hear? Not even if they offer you coke or whores."
Brad and Tom: "OK."
(cop walks away)
Tom: "That was close. So, you got the Phillies Blunts."
Brad: "Right here, nigga, let's blaze it up."
Tom: "Awwww right!"