Thou vain fly-bitten pignut


Gordon J Torture
#1
The Shakespear insulter:


www.pangloss.com/seidel/Shaker/index.html? (external - login to view)
 
Vanni Fucci
#2
Quote:

Be put in a cauldron of lead and usurer's grease, amongst a whole million of cutpurses, and there boil like a gammon of bacon that will never be enough.

Taken from: The Two Noble Kinsmen

Rather long-winded don't you think?

I'd rather just say "Feck Ya, Ya feckin' fecker"

 
Gordon J Torture
#3
Some are long, some are rather funny.
 
shadowshiv
+2
#4
Huh! For some reason this thread came across as a "similar thread" to the 'shadowshiv, where art thou?' thread.
 
SLM
+2
#5
Quote: Originally Posted by shadowshivView Post

Huh! For some reason this thread came across as a "similar thread" to the 'shadowshiv, where art thou?' thread.

That's because, like Shakespeare, that thread is a literary work of genius!
 
Blackleaf
#6
[Thou art] sick in the world's regard, wretched and low, a poor unminded outlaw sneaking home.


Taken from: Henry IV, part I

Here are some made-up insults that I reckon that sound as though they would have been uttered in Elizabethan England to someone who has just thrown the contents of their toilet bucket out of their upstairs window, you just happened to be passing and it landed on your head:



"Thou tottering open-arsed lewdster!"

"Thou yeasty elf-skinned pigeon-egg!"

"Thou mangled full-gorged *****-master!"

"Thou cockered long-tongued callet!"

"Thou venomed fen-sucked hugger-mugger!"

"Thou dankish milk-livered pumpion!"

"Thou adulterate fly-bitten horn-beast!"

"Thou gorbellied tallow-faced withered-hag!"

"Thou impertinent dismal-dreaming scut!"

"Thou puny crook-pated miscreant!"

"Thou soulless white-livered vile worm!"


Last edited by Blackleaf; Jul 12th, 2012 at 07:06 AM..
 
lone wolf
+3
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Quote: Originally Posted by shadowshivView Post

Huh! For some reason this thread came across as a "similar thread" to the 'shadowshiv, where art thou?' thread.

Confuddled you with Romeo?
 
IdRatherBeSkiing
+2
#8
Quote: Originally Posted by shadowshivView Post

Huh! For some reason this thread came across as a "similar thread" to the 'shadowshiv, where art thou?' thread.

This is the sharkesperian translation of that thread title. shadowsiv = fly-bitten pignut.
 
shadowshiv
+2
#9
Quote: Originally Posted by SLMView Post

That's because, like Shakespeare, that thread is a literary work of genius!

That I am, SLM, that I am.

Quote: Originally Posted by lone wolfView Post

Confuddled you with Romeo?

Romeo is just one of the many names I'm known as.

Quote: Originally Posted by IdRatherBeSkiingView Post

This is the sharkesperian translation of that thread title. shadowsiv = fly-bitten pignut.

*bans IdRatherBeSkiing*

 
SLM
#10
Quote: Originally Posted by shadowshivView Post

That I am, SLM, that I am.

Um, I think that's Dr Seuss.
 
Bar Sinister
#11
That is similar to a desktop program that was around about 10 years ago. You could work out insults in both Shakespearian English and phrases that were supposed to simulate Arabic, such as "Toe-sucking son of a sand flea," or "May your camel defecate on your Persian rug."
 

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