Last week I got this room patched and painted. I got most of the crap out of here, although I lost knick-knack battle and there are porcelain dust collectors on the built-in shelves instead of books.
Today I went all out. I tore down the computer and all the crap attached to it. I untangled the many cords. I moved the cable. I packed up the books in the hutch over my desk. I even wiped the dust off my Dale Earnhardt action figure. I tossed papers into the recycling bin and discovered that I still had six ribbons for my old IBM Selectric in the back of drawer. I wondered if there was a museum that might be interested, then fired them into the garbage.
I dismantled the huge metal desk that makes my existence possible. I took the drawers out and vacuumed them. I washed my ashtray. I found a coffee cup that could have proven evolution and the origins of life, but I was in a hurry, so I tossed it away.
I transferred the desk in here and reassembled it. I put the hutch up, restocked it with Hunter Thompson books, and spiked up the decapitated doll that has become my mascot. I retangled all the wires while frying Kolbassa and eggs for supper. I plugged it all in.
I installed the beer fridge, moved the stereo and CD's over, and found my stapler.
I laid out my ashtray, sunglasses, leather Saskatchewan Wheat Pool hat, tobacco can full of pens that don't write, 9/16 wrench, and my shiny white rock.
All I have to do now is move the filing cabinet.
Today I went all out. I tore down the computer and all the crap attached to it. I untangled the many cords. I moved the cable. I packed up the books in the hutch over my desk. I even wiped the dust off my Dale Earnhardt action figure. I tossed papers into the recycling bin and discovered that I still had six ribbons for my old IBM Selectric in the back of drawer. I wondered if there was a museum that might be interested, then fired them into the garbage.
I dismantled the huge metal desk that makes my existence possible. I took the drawers out and vacuumed them. I washed my ashtray. I found a coffee cup that could have proven evolution and the origins of life, but I was in a hurry, so I tossed it away.
I transferred the desk in here and reassembled it. I put the hutch up, restocked it with Hunter Thompson books, and spiked up the decapitated doll that has become my mascot. I retangled all the wires while frying Kolbassa and eggs for supper. I plugged it all in.
I installed the beer fridge, moved the stereo and CD's over, and found my stapler.
I laid out my ashtray, sunglasses, leather Saskatchewan Wheat Pool hat, tobacco can full of pens that don't write, 9/16 wrench, and my shiny white rock.
All I have to do now is move the filing cabinet.
